Ash Hess

love her but leave her wild

[ً jannah @latenightkyoto]

thinking abt how im part of the 4% of the population that saw the bathtub scene before they removed it

[Ash Hess @ashleyyhess3]

My ex would get drunk and try to kill me my current guy got obliterated and screamed from an Uber how much he loved me…… Interesting

[Ash Hess @ashleyyhess3]

“How’s your night going”

[Ash Hess @ashleyyhess3]

When your Spotify wrapped shows you went through a brutal breakup this year 😂😂😂

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

Normalize never forcing people to choose you. If someone thinks they can find better elsewhere – let them. Respectfully.

[Ash Hess @ashleyyhess3]

Never paid attention to how much my phone is listening till I started watching outer banks(never knew a thing about this show) now every single time I go on social media it’s filled with Outer Banks stuff….. until yesterday I literally thought it was a reality tv show

[Ash Hess @ashleyyhess3]

Nothing like calling my Uber 15 minutes ago and he’s still sitting at T.G.I. Friday’s but if I cancel I get charged 😂 @Uber

[Ash Hess @ashleyyhess3]

My best friend had a date last night and I have her location so naturally me and my boyfriend followed along to make funny faces at her during the whole date

[Ash Hess @ashleyyhess3]

Sometimes you just need fruit punch in a wine glass

[Ash Hess @ashleyyhess3]

I was managing at my job tonight and immediately as I walk in the chef hands me a huge list of kitchen items we were out of…… then go to the drawers and there’s no money to make change….. really didn’t plan on being set up for failure today

[Ash Hess @ashleyyhess3]

I finally found the best diet…. Get super sick and be only able to eat soup for 3 days 👌

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

By the time you’re in your late 20’s you should have:

1. An air fryer
2. A Caffeine dependency
3. An SSRI
4. Reverted back to everything you loved aged 13-17 as a coping mechanism

[Ash Hess @ashleyyhess3]

Started off 27 severely hungover and now I have some sort of flu…… welcome to my late 20s

[Ash Hess @ashleyyhess3]

My boyfriend cooks… me and my roommate clean…. This is a great system

[Ash Hess @ashleyyhess3]

The most depressing thing about going on Facebook is seeing how many people were outraged yesterday BUT have zero opinions today

[Ash Hess @ashleyyhess3]

My boyfriend is at work, my roommate is on a date and I spent all day watching horror movies so I’m sitting with every door/window locked and every light on in my apartment

[Ash Hess @ashleyyhess3]

Went to kiss my boyfriend good bye today and my cat decided that didn’t need to happen and shoved his entire body in between our faces

[Ash Hess @ashleyyhess3]

There are a lot of cons of my boyfriend also being a bartender but one good thing is that I can go out in sweats looking disgusting and not have a tab

[Ash Hess @ashleyyhess3]

@ChickfilA has a fan 🤣