Ashley Monger

If only life was a dress rehearsal and we had time for do overs, we would be able to practice every moment until we got it right.

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"Red before white, you're feeling alright, white before red, just eat a little bit of bread" 🍷🍞😂 #therestaurant

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@AliyahAlley @dancethrewlife @Evannnlacombee you know what? I bet she could fit an entire Big Mac in between those hamburger hands she's got

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Trying to find a study space the week of finals is like trying to find lost bobby pins. Just give up there are none left #MCPproblems

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Thankful for all that I've been through with these two http://t.co/fAWeDQAJUO

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Still proudly reppin the kids table 🍗💁

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All of this food is really just ingredients for poop💩

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Stayed up till 2:45 trying to finish a lab report I thought was due at 8 am that didn't end up being due till next week #MLIA

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My beautiful daughter is all grown up now but she is still small enough to fit in my suitcase. I love… http://t.co/3zLQhiONIs

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Little kids just rang the doorbell and said "trick or treat" in the cutest voice and I was like "we don't have candy"#worstneighborever

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Wicked Halloween with these wicked cool girlz

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Throwback to the good old days with my shortie twin 👸👭👑👠 #prompic #giant #twins http://t.co/LJFMHHpQqp

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There is a demon haunting our apartment. Some one come save me! 😱

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What a wonderful ending to an already shitty day

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The line to get into the library at 7:30 am just makes me laugh #MCPproblems we're just a bunch of nerds

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“@LifeCheating: Poor tippers need to understand reality:” this needs to be broadcasted outside every restaurant ever!

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Once again🚶🚶🚶

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Come on Netflix, is that even a question? How dare you doubt my addiction