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[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

I’m done wasting money this summer unless u guys want to do something this weekend

[໊ @sonohoor]

is everyone losing it and crashing out rn or is it just me and justin bieber

[discolita @clubdiscolita]

hello sharks i am asking for a normal fucking day

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

everyone get woke again before i have to fly on a plane in 3 weeks please

[marley ❤️‍🔥 @marleyharper]

they turned our barbie dreamhouse into a mojo dojo casa house 😭

[One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom]

Sorry I can’t make it, it’s dark by 6pm and I have an astigmatism and also I don’t want to.

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Why is every bar trivia host hell bent on asking questions that I can’t the answer? Like I literally know the answers to sooo many questions and I could prove it if only they gave me a goddamn chance

[alexis kimberly @notsixela]

I SAID YES!!!!!! 💍🥂🥳🎉 I asked myself if I wanted to go to another concert

[CEIRA @THEEPROBLEMCEE]

You see how I'm crazy over a man in private ? Very demure and very mindful

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

You guys notice that everyone at Kamala's rallies has all of their teeth?

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

somedays you have to be a tortured poet

somedays you are working late because you’re a singer

somedays you gotta be an all american bitch

somedays you have to get it hot like papa john

the choice is yours

[𝐫. @aemisias]

Margot Robbie’s Barbie looks and the dolls they’re inspired by — a thread ✴︎

[watersplasher101 @DrCameronFetter]

Why does the dentists glove taste so bussing 😭😭😭😭

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

someone born in 1999 is 47 years old now, let that sink in

[trash jones @jzux]

one minute you’re young and the next minute you have tums in your bag “for emergencies”

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

If cats aren't meant to be kissed on their heads then what's that little space between their ears for