ashleyyy 🖕

she/her

[ashleyyy 🖕 @ashleyyy]

@Thomasfrompink @bmantraffic absolutely not

[Fearghas Kelly @FearghasKelly]

I better go superviral for this...

[ashleyyy 🖕 @ashleyyy]

@TacoBellCanada How can I log into the account that's using my email address if it's not using my phone number? I wish to unsubscribe!!

[ashleyyy 🖕 @ashleyyy]

I think maybe strawberry is the most popular berry because no one ever used it to flavour cough syrup

[Heather Hogan @theheatherhogan]

Somebody asked what “my deal is” with cats, and: They’re little goblins that could absolutely kill you but instead they choose to sleep on your chest and vibrate at the exact correct frequency to lower your blood pressure and stress hormones! They’re perfect, is what my DEAL IS.

[Best of Dying Twiter @bestofdyingtwit]

BREAKING: Twitter

[ashleyyy 🖕 @ashleyyy]

aha! hit it at last. maybe just a phased rollout?

[ashleyyy 🖕 @ashleyyy]

and things are, as always, very silly.

[ashleyyy 🖕 @ashleyyy]

can't stop me from posting though, lol

[ashleyyy 🖕 @ashleyyy]

🧓🏻 When I was your age we wrote our tweets on a nokia 3210 in t9 and paid ten cents to send it and we thought it was amazing.

[ashleyyy 🖕 @ashleyyy]

I've been on here longer than most folks though. Maybe I'm a legacy user?

[ashleyyy 🖕 @ashleyyy]

Remember having friends?

[ashleyyy 🖕 @ashleyyy]

Remember when the 140 character limit was because this app worked by sending you texts of all your friends' tweets?