Ashley

[Aelin @linnssins]

ai could never replace a cigarette outside a nightclub at 3:47 am.

[goo @exciseise98]

bar hopping with the girls

[juhi • ꕤ @fadesavenue]

if you're telling me that a sandwich has never made you feel like this i genuinely feel sorry for you

[Joey @suzukiplsstay]

hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning on being a Cubs fan for halloween

[#MIAU @miaupple]

detaching yourself from someone just to get attached to them again bc they said Hi

[✧ @preposterousbbg]

The irony of “joking” that women dress like whores when you’re dressed like someone who has to pay for sex.

[Kat @iamnotKatia]

Cuando estas a un paso de entender un tema pero te distraes

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

fat balding man wants us to believe he’s been to the gym

[trin @MAXXXXXlNE]

ugly men are getting too bold these days

[دكتورة @bxgxys]

جدتي تقول يوم كنت بعمرك كان عندي ٥ اطفال

[Borat LinkedIn @iamborat98]

Situationship just dropped a new banger

[lizz🌴 @lizz3yve]

Please send these people all the way back to kindergarten and have them restart their whole education PLEASE.

[anjos @anjostuitou]

eu quando solto um “vou gozar” enquanto como uma comida MUITO gostosa na rodinha errada

[jude @wishfu1l]

shes literally right what the hell are YOU even talking about

[reese & that @chanaphora]

when it’s time to eat the rich and i get to megan the stallions perfect booty

[marina ♡ @soartdeco11]

The way this has lowkey been my mentality since like the sixth grade

[jaiden @jaidenodavis]

“i’m not voting this electio-” do NOT piss me off.

[savannah @catluvr2008]

okay gorgeous... whatever