Ashlie Bryn

Fur mama • Diet Coke addict • Cheetah Girl at heart 🐆

[Misa Amane 🤍🥀 @HeyMisaAmane]

Instead of saying "Women slept their way to the top"
We say "Men withhold promotions until they receive sexual favors".
Because that is what it really is

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

"Honestly the best feeling in the world is when you pick up someone’s cat, and they’re like “I can’t believe she’s letting you hold her !!!! 😭😭 yes. I am the cats friend. The cat whisperer. The forest nymph. The cat charmer.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

When you touch a cat's ear, it feels like you are touching the petal of a rose. I think God may have made them from the same material. It is all very beautiful

[𝓘𝓒𝓔 ❄︎ @be_like_ice]

Having a cat is fun because it's like a little mountain goat in your house. Oh, hello you're on the fridge.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[zoë @zoeloveshouses]

having a cat is so nice because she never makes me feel bad for sitting around all day doing nothing. she actually screams at me when i’m up doing stuff because all she wants to do is sit on me

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Your cat has memorized the sound of your keys, your footsteps when you return home, and even when your heart skips a beat. They wake up from a deep nap just to escort you to the bathroom, confused but still worried about your safety. You are their entire world.

[Kia @xevekiah]

hating cats is rooted in misogyny. ironic how dogs are “man’s best friend” but women who love cats are “crazy cat ladies.” Cats teach consent, boundaries, autonomy and love that is earned not entitled.

[l!v @bpddestroyer]

I can tell ur ass went to Jupiter to get more stupider

[love drops @lovedropx]

BILF (book I'd like to finish)

[✒️ @Literariium]

when sylvia plath wrote ‘please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. there are times when i will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand’ I felt that

[Bear @Beargirl_1]

If Persephone can be the Goddess of flowers and the Queen of Hell ,then you my dear can be full of whimsy and rage.

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

Me waking up early in the morning because my cat wants food

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

i need to get my cat a phone so he can call me while i’m at work

[latke @latkedelrey]

the best thing about cats truly isn’t that they’re cuddly and playful and adorable… it’s that they’re weird. they’re so weird. you will laugh 90% more with a cat in your house because they’re always inventing new ways to be bizarre

[☥ @rosiesrib]

bedrotting with ur cat is the closest to nirvana u will ever reach

[eda ★ @edascofield]

i love when someone says “that’s so you” feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

[sage @iluvhaaland]

how it feels to say “I’ve read the book” before watching the movie adaptation

[Joe🥤 @Doeyppp]

My biggest ick is when books replace the artwork with the movie cover

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Getting a passive-aggressive email at work is so funny. No way you want to fight me over an Excel file.