Draft Dodger

train wreck complete with smoke show

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

Driving 30 minutes to my favourite empty lot to sit with my knees pulled into my chest and hold my necklace in silence

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

however chill or not chill I seem now, I was way way more strict as a kid. I was in kindergarten avoiding kids who said “libary” because I thought they were incurably stupid

[k ☆ @celestialgum]

men will try to flirt with you by saying “you know ball” about bands they think are obscure and the whole time it’s Title Fight

[Draft Dodger @ashluvsbugs]

I let myself chew on the baby bell wax a bit after I eat the cheese just a small indulgence

[Hoops McCann @ravidravidravid]

“Mountain Dew” is actually a staggeringly beautiful phrase that the soda has totally normified and almost bastardized but if you really focus on it alone, wow. that’s powerful.

[Draft Dodger @ashluvsbugs]

Typically I end up pocketing my cigarette butts and then my coat smells bad the next day

[summer @transgendererer]

its weird that littering is normal for smokers. i guess if i produced more unpocketable trash i would litter more. what does the conscientious smoker do when far from a trash can?

[Draft Dodger @ashluvsbugs]

MY CHEMICAL FUCKING ROMANCE.

[Draft Dodger @ashluvsbugs]

Shouting into the void because already told everyone I actually know but IM GONNA SEE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE IN CONCERT

[Draft Dodger @ashluvsbugs]

I think my emotional processing abilities are extremely inhibited

[Draft Dodger @ashluvsbugs]

My sister- “I mean in some places like Japan bidets are standard”
Me- “yeah I remember that from cars 2”

[Draft Dodger @ashluvsbugs]

Water is to man as oil is to machine

[Draft Dodger @ashluvsbugs]

“Everyone leaves me” well maybe consider that maybe you’re fucking insufferable

[Draft Dodger @ashluvsbugs]

I know most bacteria is on filters/substrate but I don’t like dumping the tank water down the drain and my plants were just watered so I can’t use it for that like I usually do

[Draft Dodger @ashluvsbugs]

Need to do a water change on my established fish tank so I’m gonna put the discard water in my cycling new tank feeling like a genius

[Draft Dodger @ashluvsbugs]

I am experiencing a very minor karmic situation rn. As a result of my ghosting tendencies. No more elaboration

[Draft Dodger @ashluvsbugs]

My favorite part of going to sleep is when I distinctly feel my cat get onto the bed and walk around and then I look and there’s no cat and instead of worrying about what that may mean for my mental state I convince myself it’s just a ghost cat getting comfy

[Draft Dodger @ashluvsbugs]

Bitches (me) wake up and spark a bowl before even having a sip of water

[Draft Dodger @ashluvsbugs]

Lead in my vape, lead in my tampons, lead in my water,

[Draft Dodger @ashluvsbugs]

Like yeah physical music does sound better or whatever the fuck

[Draft Dodger @ashluvsbugs]

Yk what this guy is playing a vinyl and I’m finally drunk enough to get it