dixie normous

long live austin powers

[dixie normous @ashlyn_rowe]

My Twitter will be dedicated to Austin powers until further notice

[dixie normous @ashlyn_rowe]

@WholeFoods can you make sure your employees are qualified to work in your bakery department ? 😂😂😂 (guy told me he messed up the H and I said it was fine and took it anyway)

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Jets season is going up in flames and Aaron Rodgers is on the sideline eating his boogers

[dixie normous @ashlyn_rowe]

@FDSportsbook @NFL Darren Waller better be voided plz

[dixie normous @ashlyn_rowe]

@pulte Me plz kind sir

[dixie normous @ashlyn_rowe]

I am STILL waiting for someone to nominate me to go on the bachelor so I can walk out as the undertaker and then leave the first night, thank you.

[dixie normous @ashlyn_rowe]

@pulte Pick me instead 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[dixie normous @ashlyn_rowe]

Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich.

[dixie normous @ashlyn_rowe]

@ChrisEvans I love YOU. And yes we all agree on that sir man !!!

[dixie normous @ashlyn_rowe]

Change his name to ignore till July in your contacts

[dixie normous @ashlyn_rowe]

@JasmineLeoncini You are without doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of

[iTgirl @jaklvnw]

is that a threat?

[dixie normous @ashlyn_rowe]

@brophiex YO THEY CHARGE YOU MILEAGE WTF

[dixie normous @ashlyn_rowe]

My biggest accomplishment of 2021: getting banned from hinge for life

[dixie normous @ashlyn_rowe]

It do be like dat sumtimez

[tt @ilekamays]

tea spilled 1773 tea spilled 2021

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

Victoria is either a paid actress or the most delusional person on god's green earth. #TheBachelor

[dixie normous @ashlyn_rowe]

Let me sleep @ufc

[dixie normous @ashlyn_rowe]

How do you activate a cashew ???