Ashlyn Herring

My name isn't Ashley...

[Ashlyn Herring @ashlynbrooke]

I was so funny RT @ashlynbrooke: Just a small town squirrel, living in a lonely world.

[Ashlyn Herring @ashlynbrooke]

@angiesoko RT @ashlynbrooke: @angiesoko just called me because she had a brilliant idea: partner trucking. This is why we're best friends.

[Ashlyn Herring @ashlynbrooke]

This was so cute RT @ashlynbrooke: Just met a little girl who spelt tinker bell "tingcerdele". I've been wrong all this time.

[Ashlyn Herring @ashlynbrooke]

Really wish my child would go to sleep before 4:30 every morning.

[Ashlyn Herring @ashlynbrooke]

My kid won't stop eating phone chargers. When my cat did that I sprayed him with water. That's not good parenting, right?

[Ashlyn Herring @ashlynbrooke]

Pretty sure I broke my foot and blade just thinks me hobbling around is funny 😔

[Ashlyn Herring @ashlynbrooke]

@InfluensterVox I'll be here!

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We were going to go run errands but now that we're both ready to go, it's time for a nap.

[Ashlyn Herring @ashlynbrooke]

When your baby usually wakes up ten minutes ago but didn't so you just lay in bed waiting for him to scream.

[Ashlyn Herring @ashlynbrooke]

Disney cancelled the Halloween party tomorrow night but I still have to come in for my shift?

[Ashlyn Herring @ashlynbrooke]

Locke met Mulan today. And one day I'll buy my photo pass pics. And stop looking like a ghost.

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Can moms Twitter?

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Music 58

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Blade is unpacking and I'm just sitting on my new sectional watching. 👸🏼

[Ashlyn Herring @ashlynbrooke]

Just met a little girl who spelt tinker bell "tingcerdele". I've been wrong all this time.

[Ashlyn Herring @ashlynbrooke]

Things I hate about having a black interior: everything

[Ashlyn Herring @ashlynbrooke]

It's always so fun when you're at the eye doctor and you think you can definitely see and you totally can't.

[Ashlyn Herring @ashlynbrooke]

I spelt hummus wrong

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Blade just ate humus out of my mouth. #birthdaysex

[Ashlyn Herring @ashlynbrooke]

Going to the store to buy wine, leave with cake and a bottled coke. Being 21 is hard.