newport short

the newest of ports and the shortest of shorts. send me money so I can buy books cashapp: $Ashlynpicou

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

Now wait a minute-

[I Might Be Funny @imightbefunny1]

Happy 5 year anniversary to the photo frames sitting on the floor of my bedroom waiting to be hung up "when I get a minute".

[newport short @Ashlynpicou]

I get so shocked that another old friend of mine is pregnant or getting married and then suddenly remember I am literally a 24yr old adult

[sorbet listener 🔻 @moisturizeds]

Coming on the internet to tell the world that you find a pedophilic and racist serial killer attractive (unprovoked, mind you) is just something I will never understand.

[newport short @Ashlynpicou]

@irenethedoll I’ll never forget this 💀

[hot girl jo @sicssorluv]

#DahmerNetflix is out, let’s not romanticize Jeffrey Dahmer just because he is played by Evan Peters.
Remember the victims.
A tread about each victim and who they were.

[James @CaucasianJames]

he knows his lane and stays in it. some of u could learn from the rock

[newport short @Ashlynpicou]

I literally couldn’t think of someone more perfect tbh

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

For all you snowflakes losing your minds over a black mermaid, meet the new James Bond.

[newport short @Ashlynpicou]

getting back into therapy is hard. like what do you even talk about. do you immediately start trauma dumping? Help

[dollar store kirk hammett @olivesagan]

good pussy will have a dude laid up like this watching The Great British Bake Off talking about “that focaccia deserves a Paul Hollywood handshake”

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

she’s so hot it’s almost worth the concerning and unpleasant things she tweets everyday

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

What’s your standard response when you’re using a public restroom and someone knocks on the door? Because I just knocked on one and the person inside simply KNOCKED BACK. This feels like a game changer.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

‘Scooby-Doo’ and ‘Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed’ are coming to Netflix on October 1st.

[D @fortheluvofD]

i wish mcdonald’s had snack wraps still, that was the best thing they ever had

[Calamity Lily @Ebcjpg1]

i would win the hunger games with my charm and general sex appeal

[sabrina🎱 @getabaghoe]

First date idea: we drink Hennessy and fight each other

[wint @dril]

while you were busy poisoning your soul with spectator sports i was in my house jacking off face down in my bed