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I’m not superstitious but I am a little stitious

[ashlyn @ashlynrowden]

Not my coworkers telling me I’d look good as a strawberry blonde🥴 you can’t tempt me with that kind of stuff cause I’ll do it

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $10,000 to 3 random people who retweet this tweet AND follows me! (If you don’t follow me, can’t DM you the money) Much love 💗

[ashlyn @ashlynrowden]

I watched 50 First Dates recently and I swore that I saw one of my regulars as an extra in a scene and was freaking out, and I asked her one day and she casually goes, “oh yeah, I’m in wine country on Netflix too. Maya Rudolph is so funny !!” Like what

[ashlyn @ashlynrowden]

Unpopular opinion: the yellow starburst is the best one

[ashlyn @ashlynrowden]

My store has been out of pumpkin sauce for a few days now and every time I tell someone they can’t have their pumpkin cream cold brew they immediately leave, and honestly I respect it

[ashlyn @ashlynrowden]

Here is an actual photo of me getting out of bed to work ahead on my classes’ next module, only to find that my professor has it locked

[ashlyn @ashlynrowden]

I am going to say something controversial yet brave..., chick-fil-a is not worth the hype 😬

[ashlyn @ashlynrowden]

@CashApp $AshlynRowden my birthday is coming up 🙌🏼🤞🏼

[ashlyn @ashlynrowden]

@AliceSyrene 🥴🤢

[ashlyn @ashlynrowden]

Harry Styles’ pre puberty singing voice astronomically boosts my serotonin levels

[ashlyn @ashlynrowden]

@sidneyy_238 I had a guy come in the other day with a mesh mask on and my coworker told him to put on a real mask or we can’t serve him and the guy called him a bitch and said he’d never be back🙃

[ashlyn @ashlynrowden]

@AliceSyrene Please write one about Charlie

[ashlyn @ashlynrowden]

@AliceSyrene excuse me,,.. but I was born in ‘98 🤨

[David @dvvidmurray]

My problem with masks is that they cover my nose ring which is basically all I've got going for me

[ashlyn @ashlynrowden]

@CashApp $AshlynRowden 🙌🏼

[Danny @DVN13L_]

White Claw tastes like you’re drinking tv static while someone screams the name of a fruit from another room.

[Mark D. McCoy @m_d_mccoy]

George Floyd and I were both arrested for allegedly spending a counterfeit $20 bill. For George Floyd, a man my age, with two kids, it was a death sentence. For me, it is a story I sometimes tell at parties. That, my friends, is White privilege.

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

If I say “Black Lives Matter” and your response is “All Lives Matter” I find that very frustrating. It’s like if I asked “what’s 2+2” and you said “it isn’t 3” you’re not wrong but, that isn’t a solution to the problem.

[ashlyn @ashlynrowden]

@CashApp $AshlynRowden pretty please with a cherry on top 🍒

[ashlyn @ashlynrowden]

@CashApp $AshlynRowden