𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐰𝐢𝐩𝐞 ꐕ

[𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐰𝐢𝐩𝐞 ꐕ @ashlynyeazel]

me and my best friend waking up in the same bed knowing we done messed up the night before

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

“Don’t overthink it”

Me overthinking it:

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

Watching Barbie and Oppenheimer the way god intended

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

what my back needs

[𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐰𝐢𝐩𝐞 ꐕ @ashlynyeazel]

the 1st time i ever got the ick was bc he unironically ended his voicemail with “bye-bye”

[Miss libra. @jawnnthadonn]

I'm ITCHING to do something new to my appearance.

[𝓓𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓵𝓪𝓱 @xen4yo]

my wallet every time I step outside for a couple hours

[𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐰𝐢𝐩𝐞 ꐕ @ashlynyeazel]

my bare knee caps look like 3D sonogram baby faces

[𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐰𝐢𝐩𝐞 ꐕ @ashlynyeazel]

are alix earle and that one girl that redesigned logos in 2020 two different people or the same? i honestly thought the same… but i’m starting to get that they’re not the same. but i’m also not convinced…

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

normalize dropping out of college for no other rzn than not wanting to go anymore

[𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐰𝐢𝐩𝐞 ꐕ @ashlynyeazel]

first time i watched vampire diaries i thought damon was @jerrytrainor

[Miss libra. @jawnnthadonn]

I will say 2022 was definitely my reality check year . I look at shit so different now

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

wdym eating the skin off my lip doesn’t count as eating lunch

[Jay @Wavymafia]

First rule of 2023 is to not dwell on what went wrong in 2022.

[gill @contactabrother]

two tickets for barbie pls

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

I am tired of chipotle workers acting like the food is coming out of their paycheck

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

republicans will be like “gay marriage just doesn’t follow the traditional definition of marriage” and then cheat on their third wife

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

so fucking hot out my genderfluid friends are turning into gendergas and evaporating