ashlynn

sometimes i pretend i’m god

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as a man why aren’t you sending me money rn

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he said if I ever vote again he’s going to ghost me #antifeminism

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If there was a valid reason for you beating the shit out of me I’d probably be into it

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On a scale from one to ten I fw 30ft and Im sorry I’m oblivious and pee pee is small

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going celibate cleansing my soul of hoes

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i got nobitchitis please someone cure me

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if i had a dick i would put it in ice cold sprite

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nvm my karma is bottom men

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mac de narc o

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i am karmas disciple

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drainers look like they got in a fight wit a brick wall and lost

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I’m down bad help me please please please please please please please

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masculine urge to fuck

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pop a titty for systemic injustices against women

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this man just said he suicidal so his dick is limited edition

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it smells like beta male in here

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according to quantum physics i’m a virgin

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is it wrong to be attracted to leprechauns

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pierced her clit and called her robo cat

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be honest is it my personality or my gorilla grip pussy

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this just in scientists have proven that kissing me cures world hunger