Ash

💛🌹🖤High functioning anxiety is fun. 🖤🌹💛

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but drink water now. Do it.

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

Proctology is located in A55

[Janice Dean @JaniceDean]

Andrew Cuomo leaving his dog at the mansion is really all you need to know about the true character of this person.

[Ash @Ashmart75]

If you’re still setting off fireworks a week later, you’re an idiot & we all hate you.

[Ash @Ashmart75]

@denisepink23 Cooper. Lol

[Ash @Ashmart75]

#netflixsexlife #sexlifenetflix is the drama I didn't know I needed in my life.

[ρꪮꪮ𝓳ꪖ 🌸 @YourSomeone11]

Sometimes the universe pushes away people from your life, not as a punishment but as protection.

[Swishergirl @Swishergirl24]

Got my second Pfizer vaccine today and I’m totally Pfine.

[Ash @Ashmart75]

@Jessicwa Don’t. Stay where is warm & consistent.

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

Is anything ever going to happen to Governor Cuomo? 🤔

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

A police officer saved a young black girl’s life by shooting the person who was attempting to kill her, and the community immediately turns on the cop and calls him a murderer. It’s so repugnant and twisted and evil and insane. Words can’t express it.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Anti-white racism is by far the most prevalent, dangerous, and systemic form of racism in America

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

If you cancel Dr. Seuss you may as well cancel all of Disney.

[Ash @Ashmart75]

@Jessicwa It's the walking thru the floor feeling like EVERYONE is looking you. 😖

[Laura W. @BumpstockBarbie]

No matter how bad your life is, it's still not as bad as a person who sits around worrying about the gender of a plastic potato.

[Emily Fridenmaker @emily_fri]

Why do we always have to try and prove that working 30 hours in a row harms patients? Is it not enough that it harms the doctors?

[Kristen @Kica333]

I am convinced that people who drink black coffee are dead inside.

[BadMummy @WineMummy]

Life hack: Use common sense.

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

Some days I work very hard to share my knowledge and perspective and some days I work even harder to just let a wrong opinion exist in the world without my personal intervention

[Nat Lester-Coll, MD @DrLesterColl]

mRNA vaccines won’t alter your DNA but tobacco will