We’re only 2 weeks into the school year and I’m already having to schedule a meeting with one of the kid’s teachers and a classmate’s parents because their kid doesn’t know how to keep his hands and his spit to himself. 🙄
Just refreshing myself on the @jonasbrothers music and Oliver asked if I was listening to the Waffle House Brothers. I think they should change their name now. 🧇
I used to hold my breath when I drove past cemeteries so a ghost didn’t take over my body but now I breathe nice & deep cause I wouldn’t mind letting someone else take the wheel for a while
Isaiah woke Oliver up before 6:30 while getting ready for work. 🙃 The kids are home with me while I work so now I get to deal with the cranky toddler for 2.5 hours before I even have to start work. Please go back to 3rd shift now.
When you become a parent, you realize all those "special treats" like pizza and a movie, breakfast for dinner or running around in the sprinklers were actually just tired parent hacks from someone who loved you but was exhausted.
I’m over seeing politicians say they are going to “pray for everyone involved” after seeing helpless children murdered. What are you going to DO about it??