ashley🏂

she/her | 22 | ut astronomy

[ashley🏂 @ashmgarc]

this cat is me. me in class. me in the halls. me in the cafeteria. I use it for everything ugh. stupid cat

[Daisy @DaizyZeeX]

Everything is forgiven when a man is drunk.

But when a woman is drunk, she’s expected to control not only herself,

but also take responsibility for everyone else’s actions.

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’m always being polite when i say “i think” or “if i remember correctly” because i remember and i’m correct

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

a woman can have sex, sleep with many men, explore her sexual fantasies, want a threesome, use drugs, drink, flirt, wear revealing clothes, or simply love sex and still have the absolute right to say no to any person, at any time. CONSENT IS CONSENT.

[kyro @wyakyro_]

Dawg I would start and finish my whole essay the same day it was due without some Ai shit y'all are cooked lmao

[Louise ✟🇻🇦 @prolifefrenchie]

If she told the 501th guy no, then yeah, it was rape :) hope this helps.

[Jacqui⸆⸉🪩 @jacqswonderland]

big day for people who never hated on the life of a showgirl

[lis 🍉 ☽☾ @lizyoubeengone]

Baby this is the United States. Press is allowed to cover however they want because of freedom of the press! Take your sensitive ass somewhere else if you don’t like it

[jess @enchantedjess13]

whether it’s debut 20th, ts13, showgirl deluxe, reputation deluxe, or straight up just 40 minutes of static, i’ve received taylor’s subliminal messages and will standby accordingly and wait for my assignment

[Daisy ✿ @daisysbare]

Would’ve Could’ve Should’ve is actually a crazy song like what the fuck that bridge it still takes me aback 4 years later

[Ben Shapiro's Biceps 💪🍋🔆 @conro]

Sorry but any left leaning person that has a problem with this answer from a Democrat running for a SENATE SEAT in fucking TEXAS needs to be bullied into silence.

[effy ｡꩜˚⋆ @strawbhaze]

lowkey consider myself lucky i experienced high school without ai because nothing compares to the joy of finding a brainly that has the exact same questions as your homework

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I really fucking hate "Contact us for pricing." Just put the fucking price online. I don't want to waste your time and don't want you to waste mine. Let me know up front if it's in my budget. There is literally no reason for us to interact until I know what it costs.

[Oserin💖✨ @DamilohunA]

this incessant need to be politically correct and on the right side of history no matter what is borderline psychotic.

the interaction could’ve ended with trash talking him w your friend; that’s obviously what she wanted.

but you went on a bender. insanity.

[jordan @notbubbawallace]

“gen z is killing bars” beers are $8 and cocktails are $15

[Denise @thesknees]

“It’s a tax deduction” Shut the fuck up.
“Who’s paying the NYPD?” Shut the fuck up.
“Will MSG be set to 78° Mr. Mayor?” Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Y’all are a bunch of brainless sheep repeating Fox News talking points and pretending to be educated.

[arianna @aloveaspureasit]

honestly love that she’s outshining america 250 that’s my miss americana

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

rhaenyra lost her daughter and her two sons in just a few weeks because some people couldn't stand seeing a woman on the throne. EVERYTHING SHE DOES IS VALID, WARRANTED, LEGITIMATE, JUSTIFIABLE, FIGHT ME!!!!!!

[tomato girl @visceraldream]

i believe in vaccines and hormonal birth control and red dye 40 . like fuck it

[Solie @lily__pond]

Did anyone else have a lot of banana smoothies as a kid or is this only a Hispanic thing …… …