Ash

I cry a lot

[Ash @ashmooon]

@MagmarMoon @nhkiser Did they win

[Ash @ashmooon]

So for the first time in my life, I posted a crying video on tiktok. And literally two seconds after that, the queen died. I can only assume she saw the video and got such bad secondhand embarrassment that she died.

[Ash @ashmooon]

@sarai_guerreroo I got the ick from nick :(

[Ash @ashmooon]

@Ginger4Sale It’s been like two days and I still feel like it was a dream lol

[Ash @ashmooon]

WHO HAS EVER WON FALL GUYS BECAUSE IF YOU DID YOU WOULD KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO DO AND I JUST DID THAT IM CRYING I FEEL LIKE I WON MISS AMERICA 😭😭😭😭

[Ash @ashmooon]

If you’ve never heard of the video game fall guys you’re bound to read that and think I had an aneurism but I didn’t. I just won fall guys and it broke my brain

[Ash @ashmooon]

@taymay282 @the_rgl JAIL

[Ash @ashmooon]

@DakotaMoon82 JUST BECAUSE I WAS TOO DUMB TO UNDERSTAND YOUR JOKE DOESNT MEAN THAT THERE ARE SMART PEOPLE WHO DO

[T.J. Houshmandzadeh @housh84]

Congratulations NFL, refs gave RAMS this game

[Ash @ashmooon]

@bobgoff @DakotaMoon82 KODA! Bob Goff!! Remember?

[Ash @ashmooon]

@MagmarMoon Free her

[Ash @ashmooon]

Everyone wants to have a podcast but nobody wants to cast the first pod 😔

Koda said not to post this

[Ash @ashmooon]

I’ve been trying hard lately to surprise my husband, a huge x-men lover, with more one of a kind gifts. So this Valentine’s Day I made him a beast sweatshirt in @joshuacassara rendition! Happy with the turnout, and much more happy with the reaction from him!

[Ash @ashmooon]

Hopped on Twitter for the first time in a million years and looked through my drafts - ???

[jazzi @SinCityJazz]

Yep it’s all fake. The entire world shut down and ruined their economies, just to make you wear a mask because you’re so ugly.

[Mark D. McCoy @m_d_mccoy]

George Floyd and I were both arrested for allegedly spending a counterfeit $20 bill. For George Floyd, a man my age, with two kids, it was a death sentence. For me, it is a story I sometimes tell at parties. That, my friends, is White privilege.

[Ash @ashmooon]

“What if the virus was the friends we made along the way”
“What if the virus was inside us all along”

[Ash @ashmooon]

@MakenzieTheiss @ImClearlyGreat Sept 19 were one and the same :/

[Shannon Dingle, M.A.Ed. @ShannonDingle]

New rule:
If you post about how you and your partner are going to go bonkers if you have to quarantine together for two weeks, I will block or mute you.

Because, y’all, I. would. give. anything. for that.