Jack Ashmore

Snapchat: jack_ashmore

[Jack Ashmore @ashmore_jack]

@kylepitts__ hey bud, the guy I’m playing against in my fantasy championship has called you a bust since year one…another 3tds game tomorrow night be nice.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

WOW. Ben Shapiro made the audience ERUPT after stating a simple fact. https://t.co/3IYV79c8rZ

BILL MAHER: “The Bible is full of nonsense and wickedness.”

SHAPIRO: “But you and I agree a lot on morality, right? Because we were born in a society built by the Bible. You can think you formed your own morality, but you were born morally on third base.”

👏🏻 👏🏻

[Jack Ashmore @ashmore_jack]

Kind looks like @Shanemgillis

[Nurses Against Dick Pics. 🪷🇺🇦 @ClaudetteGGibs1]

Kyle Rittenhouse joined Meal Team Six.

[MAGADevilDog @MAGADevilDog]

Removed background noise and looped.
I could listen to this all day. 😆

[Jack Ashmore @ashmore_jack]

@IDF there, next time don’t be a bitch and @ them. No one likes subtweets

[Jack Ashmore @ashmore_jack]

So elon was cool with him even though he had ties to pedo island but didn’t say anything until they asked him to leave…disgruntled worker type shit

[Fantasy Points @FantasyPts]

2-7 Christian McCaffrey managers getting him back this week 💀

[Jack Ashmore @ashmore_jack]

This might be the best punchline to any @TonyHinchcliffe joke

[The Washington Times @WashTimes]

The previous modern high for a Republican presidential nominee was President George W. Bush in 2004, when he got somewhere around 40% of the Hispanic vote.
https://t.co/RQIzuaI9cE

[Jack Ashmore @ashmore_jack]

I’m pretty sure most of the left think @TonyHinchcliffe is Milo Yiannopoulos

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump rally speaker: “There’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico”

[Jack Ashmore @ashmore_jack]

@Real10jayy__ hey bud can you stop being a little bitch and just play football? Thanks

[Jack Ashmore @ashmore_jack]

Friend: dude check the news
Me: what channel
Friend: it doesn’t matter

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I fully endorse President Trump and hope for his rapid recovery

[AB @AB84]

Joe Biden’s pre game meal #CTESPN

[Jack Ashmore @ashmore_jack]

Wonder if he shouted Kobe on his way down

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: It has been over 3 hours since the helicopter carrying Iran’s president crashed. There is no doubt that there was several lines of communication on the helicopter and persons. At this point every media source is unfortunately awaiting for confirmation on what is most likely the death of Ebrahim Raisi.

The IRGC is deploying in sensitive areas around Iran after the helicopter carrying the President and Foreign Minister of the Islamic Republic crashed in a remote mountain area to protect the nation in case this was a coup to overthrow power.

Some citizens of Iran have also begun shooting fireworks in celebration of hopes that their president has died.

[Jack Ashmore @ashmore_jack]

These insurance commercials are getting out of hand

[Jack Ashmore @ashmore_jack]

Pretty sure I just held the door open for Santa at the dispensary

[Jack Ashmore @ashmore_jack]

Bro needs to watch remember the titans again

[Rashard Mendenhall @R_Mendenhall]

I’m sick of average white guys commenting on football. Y’all not even good at football. Can we please replace the Pro Bowl with an All-Black vs. All-White bowl so these cats can stop trying to teach me who’s good at football. I’m better than ur goat.

[Jack Ashmore @ashmore_jack]

@lildickytweets We need the album plz

[Joe Burrow Fan Club @JoeyBClub]

If Joe Burrow throws 2 touchdowns AND Cincinnati wins tonight, we'll give a Joe Burrow jersey to someone who retweets this AND follows us!

Let's get to 10K before game time! 🐯 #WhoDey!

[Jack Ashmore @ashmore_jack]

Shut up nerd, no one likes you

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

In Illinois we:

—Banned ghost guns
—Banned assault weapons
—Implemented background checks on all gun sales

Throughout it all, @GPacIllinois has been steadfast in confronting the gun lobby. I'm deeply humbled & honored to receive their Profile in Courage Award.

[Jack Ashmore @ashmore_jack]

This is what’s happening in the average cincy fans brain

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

Smashed our heads against the keyboard and came up with this