Ashley Morgan

Female seeking Tex-Mex. (She/her)

[Ashley Morgan @ashmorg]

Kamala had to borrow Joe’s phone today

[Ashley Morgan @ashmorg]

It’s the year of our lord 2024, and I don’t have a map that can filter out places with Pepsi products?

[Ashley Morgan @ashmorg]

It really is those you love that hurt you the most.

-Me, with spicy ramen broth in my eye

[Ashley Morgan @ashmorg]

Me: I’m going hiking.

My nose: Cool, let me help. I’ll make you so much snot. Like an ungodly amount of snot.

[Ashley Morgan @ashmorg]

@Keeping_My_Name When LeAnn offers you an apple slice, YOU TAKE AN APPLE SLICE.

[Ashley Morgan @ashmorg]

@kellienalb what the hell indeed

[Ashley Morgan @ashmorg]

Me after spending every waking hour watching #VanderpumpRules: I CAN ANSWER THIS.

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

I’m curious myself

[Ashley Morgan @ashmorg]

@courtneylesueur @DoorDash Girl. You gotta stay in the house. Guys are attacking.

[Courtney LeSueur @courtneylesueur]

Oh shit oh fuck @ashmorg and I will be in London when the Succession finale airs 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

[Ashley Morgan @ashmorg]

@courtneylesueur 😰😰😰

[Ashley Morgan @ashmorg]

@courtneylesueur I give this 👎🏻👎🏻

[Ashley Morgan @ashmorg]

Maybe #LoveIsBlindLIVE will start working when half the people switch to HBO for #Succession

[Ashley Morgan @ashmorg]

I don’t know if I’m supposed to bus my own table or leave it. As a compromise, I will just sit here until I die.

[Ashley Morgan @ashmorg]

Welp. Adele is out. At least Ticketmaster can’t keep me from the Barbie movie.

[Ashley Morgan @ashmorg]

@tinospaghetti ok but what if?

[Ashley Morgan @ashmorg]

So annoying that I can’t just learn a language without getting hit on

[Ashley Morgan @ashmorg]

@courtneylesueur NO TOOTS!

[Ashley Morgan @ashmorg]

Sister: I thought you’d wake up for the eclipse.

Me: Why?

Sister: You set an alarm at 3 a.m. for Taylor Swift and you didn’t even know what that was for.