@$#/33

Chile, I can't afford therapy right now.
This'll have to do. Betterhelp (my damn self)
Judge me, IDC
Going unhinged.
ASU ALUMNA 💛💙 so I CAN read, a lil bit

[@$#/33 @ashmuvash]

See, this is why you gotta talk to yourself. Cause yo self be knowing yo self. Smh.
Give me a microphone, I'm ready for a podcast 😂😂😂

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so i applied again. i decide when we're done.

[@$#/33 @ashmuvash]

Received an email that I was still being considered for a role that I applied for a month or so ago. Im not getting my hopes up yet. But im still taking this as positive news.
Mama needs a breakthrough chile.

[@$#/33 @ashmuvash]

Just got off the phone with a recruiter. The market is literally in shambles. SMH.

[@$#/33 @ashmuvash]

Most recently, those ones from out of town that swear they're light. And I look and say "are you?" Then they go to flippin their arm inside out.

If you dont take your brown ass to hell 😂😂😂😂

Then its like... you a boy. Why are you behaving this way.

[@$#/33 @ashmuvash]

Colorstruck people will never not fascinate me. Especially in this day and age.

[@$#/33 @ashmuvash]

And hes delusional as fuck. Im not going through an "angry period" for someone I've known only 4-6 months. Sir, you're DUST.

[@$#/33 @ashmuvash]

There's somebody's son that keeps subbing me on his instastories like we're still in the 10th grade. I would block him. But im too nosey and amused

[@$#/33 @ashmuvash]

Watch jazzy really got with that man and hasn't made a single funny video or skit again. She hasn't even made a commentator video.

[TallyTheeStalli 🫶🏾✨ @tallybandz__]

HOW CAN I MEET BEYONCÉ???? WHO TF DO I NEED TO INFLUENCE?!?!

[@$#/33 @ashmuvash]

And overly using whatever Lil lingo ALL the time.

You about to be a lame

[@$#/33 @ashmuvash]

Like if I hear you saying shit like "if this was andretes i would've shot that nigga. "
Like whaaaat??! Sir, please relax. Its just a pedestrian

[@$#/33 @ashmuvash]

Im starting to feel like grown behind men that CONSTANTLY compare video games (especially gta) to real life/ real life situations... have a warped sense of reality

[@$#/33 @ashmuvash]

It's been a couple people I already told I wasnt fuckin with them no more still be trying to temperature check me. Sir or ma'am idc if I told you I wasnt fuckin with you in 2021. 5 years to infinity and beyond that shit still stands.

[@$#/33 @ashmuvash]

I feel like once I let myself call you a bitch ass nigga to your face Ive already decided my respect for you is gone and im not fuckin with you no more.
Thats literally the headstone on your grave. Idgad what you go on to accomplish or gain in the world. Youre a dead bitch 2 me.

[@$#/33 @ashmuvash]

Does anyone put hot sauce with their salmon? Or salad?

My white server just brought out some red hot for my Greek salad with salmon.

I think i mightve heard her whisper nigga on her way away from the table. Idk

[@$#/33 @ashmuvash]

As a mother,
Kids never want you to have fun.

Lame asses 😂😂

[JONATHAN @Jonathzn]

“ALL NATURAL-ah”

Beyonce was so annoyed lmao 😭

[@$#/33 @ashmuvash]

And you may be wondering why answer the phone if you dont want to talk.
Folks think its cute to call the work phone.
Like, please go to hell!

[@$#/33 @ashmuvash]

Men really love it when you treat them horribly and I think that's annoying af.
Like im not flirting. I really want you to gtho.
Hence, why i keep hanging up in your face and rolling my eyes when you speak to me.

GTFO

[@$#/33 @ashmuvash]

Ah let my homie tow yoooooo caaaaaahhhhhh

[@$#/33 @ashmuvash]

@loustatusgf @whitegurlname @monica_access I was just thinking that. Hes with that other-ish looking woman. He didn't want to pass all this down to his son... unfiltered.
Not to be dramatic but generations have been robbed