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DEATHBAT #6436 🦇

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The worker who helped me at T-mobile yesterday told me he liked avenged sevenfold.

Today we are galloping off into the sunset on pink ponies.

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I accidentally got too high FUCK

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Tattoo appt next Friday 😛 after that I will no longer have a reason to live

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The sexiest people in the world are ones who let me merge into their lane btw

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Swearing off men because all they do is steal my super swag personality and playlist 💔💔💔😔

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Fuck a digital footprint. I be doing snow angels in this mothafucka

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And for the lady… perhaps a marlboro red?

[𝖆𝖑𝖞𝖘𝖘𝖆 @comfyvampy]

my life would be significantly improved if i had vampire fangs

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I fear that I am due for another tattoo

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Personally, my freak has never once been on a leash

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Flirting to me is memorizing the times of day I take a shit

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@alpohlovebot MOTHAAAAAAA

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Sober cigs don’t count

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I still don’t understand how this app works so me sorry if I do some fuck shit on accident

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@hailtothesyn YES.

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My new favorite shirt came in the mail today...

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“You act like your shit doesn’t stink”
Uhhh then why is everyone in a 5 mile radius holding their breath?????

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@hailtothesyn Petition for him to also put those slutty little glasses back on 😝😝

[cailyn 🔪🫀 @alpohlovebot]

shoutout to whoever invented ranch

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People I graduated with are married and having kids… my grandma still buys me capri suns.