Shni

he/he

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I wish I had glasses, so that I could remove them in style when I generally sigh..

This would make sure I look overworked at my job. 🤓

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Which playlist has the most relaxed vibes?

Desi parlour playlist > truck driver playlist > classic rock

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Fuck post nut clarity, post period clarity is crazy.

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Clock-block

When the boss makes you stay after working hours.

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Ninja Katori would be my street name

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The only rizz I got is rizzla #rizz

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@VijayGopal_ @swiggy_in @KFC_India Hi, this is a good judgment, however can you please share the notification dated 21.04.2017 by the ministry of consumer Affairs?

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I had imaginary fiends.

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Can an elephant get elephantiasis? Asking for a friend

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Everything is better in cartoon

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Wanted to look like Gloria from Modern family, ended up looking like Gloria from Madagascar

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Mmmms not hmmms

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Delhi is just one giant cat

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One of the downsides of being white is that their teeth look yellower #whitepeopleproblems

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Just saw a guy with damaged eyes trying to admire a red rose

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Internet is the only place where I'll feel bad for not having a groundhog wish me goodmorning everyday.

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@WowRakshak You know what I had a great day today.

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You know you're gonna have a good day when you start your day with a cheesecake.

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Dahi ke kebab

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Mother's just want one thing and that is disgusting #shaadi

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Pot brownies are the best, you get high with every burp