Ash

got my job through woke

[Bryan @Bryan60112]

Ngl when they do challenges like this I be questioning why I watch this shit

[camille :-) @dustytit]

for 6 weeks of each year i allow myself to have love island brain (low cognitive function, irrational opinions, unbridled lust) and i think it’s really good for me. i’ll read a book or something after, idk

[✮ 𝕞𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕘𝕚𝕣𝕝 ✮ @chocolatesunn]

I know it’s funny to ki about gabriel being horny and not having real conversations butttt

I do kinda thinks it’s messed up how obvious it is producers not giving him a lot of confessionals because his English is not that good

[🧜🏾‍♀️ @cecesinterludee]

idc about kenzie or her feelings but i can’t sit here and pretend like mel doing that shit mid convo wasn’t crazy sorry yall

[𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐲 🃏 is reading GOT @playym8te]

i hate the age gap but Trinity be walking Criminal Minds like a dog a little bit. its tea. #LoveIslandUSA

[KC🪽 @KelisCampos1]

She should have been on USA them biscuits and crumpets don’t deserve her

[d 🪬 @girlidkusername]

never bring back that threesome big bed bullshit ever again @loveislandusa

[DEATHTONIO @barselphon]

i'm sorry, once you're past the age of like 25, undergrad age girls look like children. even when you dress like "baddies" you look like fledgling birds and not like grown adults. i guarantee no prof that isn't a predator/creep even spares you a second glance

[jamie.net 💻 has MichealMania @jfrancewrites]

this song was way too grown & sexy for disney likeeee

[doomer @uncledoomer]

this is what i mean when i say european cities are rubber rooms. turbo nerfed theme parks. but in America, simply walking down the street, any manner of looney tunes fate could befall you. swept away by rapids, or a piano could fall on you, your head emerging with keys for teeth

[victoria hᯓ★ @filmforvictoria]

"look at you. i bet you never danced a day in your life” the most beautiful haunting heartbreaking and devastating quote of the show and a thesis on homelander and masculinity all in one. in such a…. lackluster season bc we have had to sit through 6 fucking vr backdoor pilots

[dr. floww @__Floww]

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

[Ash @ashnicru]

Not now honey, mommy’s being media literate. @NoahKahan how’d I do?

#thegreatdivide #haircut

[✗ 𝐑✰𝐂𝐊𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 ✗ @xlosinggripx]

This song is an abomination. To proudly release something like this when you are 29 years old is embarrassing.

[justin theroux’s hair plugs @mcstardently]

Ryan Coogler put the cease and desist in the mail

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

This is coming from a place of warmth and acceptance…

-It’s ‘sleight of hand’
-It’s ‘bated breath’
-It’s ‘lo and behold’
-It’s ‘one fell swoop’
-It’s ‘brass tacks’
-It’s ‘free rein’

[Ash @ashnicru]

@NoahKahan #thegreatdivide

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Not paying a lot of attention to the timeline did Klay Thompson try to assassinate the president