the way i constantly hear half-drunk guys at the rogers centre talk about how hot ernie clement is and then swiftly follow it up with how their wives/gfs love him lol
Annoying hit that causes the infield to lose braincells? Ernie clement is there
Go ahead ridiculous HR off a nearly unhittable pitch location? Ernie clement is there
Platinum glove, cooperstown plays in the infield? Ernie clement is there
Monster playoff performance off every Yankee pitcher? Ernie clement is there
Sleep paralysis demons hovering over my chest? It’s Ernie clement
Dying in a hospital bed when I’m old and sick? Ernie clement is the nurse
Ernie clement today
Ernie clement tomorrow
Ernie clement forever
uomini credono che noi donne vogliamo l’uomo muscoloso e facoltoso, ma la realtà dei fatti è che noi donne vogliamo solo i capelli di Jennifer Aniston in friends