Ashok Chandran

Attempting to be serious about jokes.

[Ashok Chandran @ashokcv]

For a lot of people right now, life's TLDR - Testing Long Distance Relationships.

[Ashok Chandran @ashokcv]

only way to forget today's loss is for IPL to start so that RCB can let me down again.

[Ashok Chandran @ashokcv]

Life's like a box of chocolates, it's empty.

[Ashok Chandran @ashokcv]

Earlier - end everything with 'terms and conditions apply'
Now - start everything with 'unpopular opinion'

[Ashok Chandran @ashokcv]

@dotu_itsme How long you waited to put this

[Ashok Chandran @ashokcv]

when life gives you lemons, throw it back immediately because life is expecting something in return.

[Ashok Chandran @ashokcv]

@AkshitBordia Because whether you do 40-3 or 35+2, you arrive at 37 finally.

[Ashok Chandran @ashokcv]

Telecom companies will see a 37% dip in revenue this year. No board exam results to call and ask for.

[Ashok Chandran @ashokcv]

@kutumbaman Saar manege banni swalpa

[Ashok Chandran @ashokcv]

I have a vaccine joke but chances are you won't get it, the first time and the second time.

[Ashok Chandran @ashokcv]

@dotu_itsme @RCBTweets Shut da

[Ashok Chandran @ashokcv]

No one has foresight like Tim Paine - he knew Ashwin was injured and wouldn't play the final test match, but still had the courtesy to invite him to the Gabba so that he could congratulate him.

[Ashok Chandran @ashokcv]

first Monday of the year and everyone seems to be slacking off.

[Ashok Chandran @ashokcv]

Switched on the TV today and tuned into 1999. Without Sachin.

[Ashok Chandran @ashokcv]

This is 🔥

[Ashwin Toshniwal @Atoshniwal14]

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[Ashok Chandran @ashokcv]

My mum just asked me "Should we buy something from Champak?". She was referring to Chumbak, and I thought this deserved a place on the internet.

[Ashok Chandran @ashokcv]

WFH start - "sorry could you repeat that please? I think my internet dropped, yes you are audible now"
WFH forever - "I was doing something else that was important so you can repeat yourself & I can pretend to care, or should we move on because life is short?"

[Ashok Chandran @ashokcv]

Today's been a very strange day - I went to the bank (physical building) and got my work done.

[Ashok Chandran @ashokcv]

The latest Android update includes 'parent mode' auto enabled.

[Ashok Chandran @ashokcv]

As an RCB fan, it's important to not read too much into this loss against Karnataka. I've to remind myself things are only going to get worse.

[Ashok Chandran @ashokcv]

This is going to be the year RCB wins IPL because:
1. Not a balanced side
2. No one's expecting them to win
3. 2020