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[wun @wuntwotm]

I like when ornithologists do the money spread with the wing

[Ashley K. @AshleyKSmalls]

They put my tweet calling Jalen Hurts pretty on one of the sports channels and my man looked at me like this

[rie @livsbeth]

i was wondering why the crowd sounded so good and i remembered where they were lmfao

[joe @spinningjoe]

french toddler smoking a toddler sized cigarette: "he uhhh, 'ow you say, got my nose [shrug]"

[Jason Liszka @jliszka]

Challengers but it's pickleball with Martin Short, Meryl Streep and Steve Martin

[steph ❆ @corollaim]

penelope garcia

[alex @pinkstarsticker]

I come back every few months to laugh at this

[Sunday Nobody @sunday_nobody]

Hiding an art gallery inside a dumpster then filling it with raccoons in trench coats

[Ryan La Sala @theryanlasala]

And I couldn’t help but parkour

[ؘ @PARKERSFlLMS]

the side by side is just nasty

[jenny schecter from riverdale @selwynsdream]

nicole kidman being in a film called babygirl is actually perfect cause it's like another version of her last name

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

imagine you wake up every day in room-sized bed. you are gently lifted from the covers and dressed in warmest sweaters each morning. your favourite foods are brought to you. you have no bills, no job, no responsibilities. but you are a chihuahua, so you are blind with rage.

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

I feel like not enough people are aware of how unhinged dunkin’s latest ad campaign is

[Adam C Hernandez @adamchernandez]

Just feels like we’re playing a game of Mexican train dominoes with these guys

[jess white @jessf_white]

guy in this cafe has been trying to chat to two young girls and when he asked where they were from and what they were doing in liverpool they dramatically revealed that they’re doing mormon missionary work and are now trying to convert him. never seen a power move like it

[erin @ratsnotagain]

how it feels to cross the street before the walk sign comes on