Ash 🌸

single brain cell

[Ash 🌸 @asholotl_]

a girl invites me over to cuddle her to help her go to sleep, i'm like a human melatonin for lesbians

[Ash 🌸 @asholotl_]

@demongirlIRL u need me to pull up to take that slot?

[Ash 🌸 @asholotl_]

@privbarenjoyer 🫂

[Ash 🌸 @asholotl_]

@demongirlIRL you'd miss your stop 100% as well

[trïzky @trizkyfr]

if you get straight A’s in school they just let you rawdog adhd and autism

[K e n T a @kenta_feels_ayu]

ポーターロビンソン、ヨルシカの「晴る」のRemixエグい！！！！

WORLD DJ FESTIVAL JAPAN 2026
#WDJF

[Here's What I Reckon: @angryaboutbikes]

My favourite firework video on the internet is this one, where 45 minutes worth of fireworks are accidentally detonated all at once on July 4th 2012 in San Diego. I had tears in my eyes, sobbing the first time I saw this. The sound is magnificent. It's the end of days.

[Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger]

DUNGEON MASTER: you heave open the door to the crypt! inside you find a skeletal mage and (checks notes) well to be honest I don't know how else to say this but she's serving cunt

[Ash 🌸 @asholotl_]

@wowitszapy emphatic agree

[turbomander (purple era) @turbomander]

isn’t it so wild how now that im 27 we’ve all unanimously decided that it’s no longer funny to make fun of people for being close to or over 30, like phew that was a close one aha thank goodness we all made that decision together right everyone

[machuuu @machuuu68]

group study at coco's place! 😵‍💫

[Ash 🌸 @asholotl_]

@sex_pervert my chest isn't that wide so i thought i wouldn't have that big of one, turns out my mom who i take after naturally has wideset boobs as well😭

[turbomander (purple era) @turbomander]

after dedicating decades to studying the arcane arts and months of meticulous preparation, i cast the Wish spell. "I wish I was a girl," I say. Nothing changes - I was a girl all along. I fail the 33 percent chance and I can never cast Wish again. I have wasted years of my life

[KaguraDanchie @DNCHI77]

Got fried in my draft league match today so i made this in anger

[⋆*ken⋆ฺ｡* @glumiken]

pls look at this wooper print i got at the street fair :’) art by geeky.stop on insta!

[Ash 🌸 @asholotl_]

@oncloud_e @thereisnobeth see if you're pathetic and small enough you eventually awaken the hidden switch side of the other fem

[turbomander (purple era) @turbomander]

tshirt that says "im not an archmage im the mage who arched up"