monet tejada

[bri 😝 @buzzballbri]

this has me giggling so much omfg that’s big bob dont play

[monet tejada @ashonti_c]

@TheFilzak I would like to add, if you can’t find someone to have sex with, it’s not because of your body

[monet tejada @ashonti_c]

@KRL_defi_ Taxes aren’t the problem, the problem is he’s stupid

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

me after i sang the wrong lyrics out loud

[monet tejada @ashonti_c]

@sweetestkay_ How late were you? Asking for a friend (also congratulations)

[monet tejada @ashonti_c]

@newstart_2024 If we’re lucky they’ll just off themselves and leave us with the normal, reasonable men

[monet tejada @ashonti_c]

@IsheemHolmes @WorldDarkWeb Children don’t fuck they get molested. You need to be put on a list somewhere

[the princess ᥫ᭡. @jewC_]

squidward's face fcks me up everytime i watch this episode 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[monet tejada @ashonti_c]

@ive_arc Stupid white guy doing stupid white guy shit. No surprise there

[𓆩♡𓆪 GODS FAVORITE 𓆩♡𓆪 @soulaaangel]

clocked

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

-You need to be getting tested every 3 months if you are non monogamous and every 6 if you are monogamous.

-Get that throat swabbed! You CAN get chlamydia, syphilis, herpes, gonorrhea AND HPV (that can turn into cancer) in your THROAT. Can also get those first 4 in your eyes!

-Ask for test results and make sure they are REAL. Make them log on to that portal in front of you and SHOW YOU!

-If you are NOT actively using birth control (and please before yall start talking about chemicals and shit, condoms and tracking your ovulation counts as BIRTH CONTROL 🙄) you are trying to get pregnant. Sorry.

-Ladies if you do not want a baby PLEASE try to do everything possible not to have one especially in this economy and with these current laws! They will let you die and use your dead body as an incubator…

-No is a complete sentence, idgaf if they ok their knees begging like a dog. If you don’t want to, you don’t have to! Also you can withdraw consent at ANY time, yes even mid coitous. If they don’t stop when you tell them to, that’s assault.

-Safe sex is best! Don’t let nobody talk you out of using a condom!!

Love yall ✅❤️

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

Yup. He’s up to 11 pounds. They have to transfer him to another hospital for because the current hospital he’s at cannot meet his complex needs. The family is 100% responsible for the cost even tho the state forced them to keep that poor woman “alive” as a human incubator.

No news outlet is covering this, you know why? Because the fucking experiment on a black woman’s body has FAILED miserably. The only updates are from grandma’s go fund me. They let that woman die for a clump of cells (she was only 9 weeks pregnant at the time) that’s not even doing ok 6 months later. 6 months is a long time to be in nicu!

Adriana Smith is her name. I am so sorry the state did this to you. You were a 30 year old nurse with a kid who was already here who needed you. The state failed you, the very hospital that you worked at who was so supposed to help you failed you…everybody failed you.

[🪸 @user369636902]

walking in the frozen foods aisle with someone who’s picky when choosing the meat

[monet tejada @ashonti_c]

@100PercentCocky @jiggyjayy2 If it wasn’t for Devante Swing only, my answer would be Dru Hill. Actually, my answer might be Dru Hill

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

Oh precious memories 🥹❤️

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

They go together real bad 😂

[monet tejada @ashonti_c]

@partimehoochie @scumgawd HE was the jailbird baby momma maker sister

[monet tejada @ashonti_c]

@XavierLamarWar2 @JiggaJey @spicebae_ Great fathers have great Father’s Days. You and your ain’t shit ass daddy couldn’t relate

[monet tejada @ashonti_c]

@JiggaJey @spicebae_ The bar is in hell for ��fathers” then yall wanna complain that no one cares about Father’s Day