Asaad Ashoo

[CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️ @CBSSportsGolazo]

🇨🇩 DR Congo in?
🇰🇷 South Korea out?
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 No Scotland, No party?

@marcelobalboa17 and @MikeLahoud give their predictions for the final 3rd place teams 🤔

[Chill Pill 🔮 @ripchillpill]

despite the rage bait here there are many people who don’t fully understand the offside rule

Offside rule is this: a player is offside if at the time the ball is played he is neared to the opponents goal than BOTH:

- the ball
- the second-last opponent

So in this situation the goalkeeper from Egypt rushed out

> now he is no longer the deepest second-last opponent near goal
> the player from Iran now only has one opponent between himself and the goal line
> his position becomes offside

People just think “but there’s no goalkeeper there, how is it offside?”

That’s because the rule judges second-last opponent, not goalkeeper.

[lorem ipsum @altashanta]

MIRÁ EL PARTIDAZO QUE SE PERDIÓ EL AYATOLLAH

Me emocioné, fulbo 🚬

[Asaad Ashoo @AshooAsaad]

@Woundedlion__ Ayeen?
Literally Getting fucked by invaders since 8th century

[Asaad Ashoo @AshooAsaad]

@intel_view Shit

[Asaad Ashoo @AshooAsaad]

@AishwaryaBaddie According to him and some lundian

[The STRATCOM Bureau @OSPSF]

Watch as the President of Iran gets a flying salute flypast by F-16 fighter jets of the Pakistan Air Force as he lands on an official visit:

[Asaad Ashoo @AshooAsaad]

@City17Hero @Farhan_YZ90 @TheIndiaFilesIN Can I tell which city is this?

[Burger Bacha ممیز @BurgerBacha23]

After Petrol Prices are Decreased by 70Rs:

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iranian President Pezeshkian releases full MoU with US, showing President Trump's signature.

Read the full translation below 🧵

[Asaad Ashoo @AshooAsaad]

@vermilionpixie Bookmark? 😂😂😂

[Asaad Ashoo @AshooAsaad]

@sardesairajdeep @LloydMathias Maa chudi pari hai in pajeeto ki 😂😂

[Shehbaz Sharif @CMShehbaz]

Following intensive talks, we are pleased to announce that the Peace Deal between the United States of America and Islamic Republic of Iran has been REACHED. Both sides have declared the immediate and permanent termination of military operations on all fronts, including in Lebanon.

The official signing ceremony will be on Friday, 19 June in Switzerland.

We would like to thank the United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran for their commitment to finding a diplomatic solution to the conflict. We would also like to extend our sincere appreciation to our brothers in this mediation effort, the great leadership of State of Qatar, for their support in reaching this agreement. I would also especially thank the visionary leadership of Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and Republic of Türkiye for their immense contributions in this regard.

With the agreement now in place, mediators will facilitate a series of meetings this week. These pre-implementation discussions will lay the foundation for the technical talks and the official signing ceremony.

@realDonaldTrump
@JDVance
@SecRubio
@SteveWitkoff
@SEPeaceMissions
@drpezeshkian
@mb_ghalibaf
@araghchi

[Asaad Ashoo @AshooAsaad]

@CoreNews_2 0 Brazil Morocco 1

[Asaad Ashoo @AshooAsaad]

@JakeJeakings1 Sand paper level?

[Asaad Ashoo @AshooAsaad]

@cyborg_reborn Indeed it awesome.
Lkn gandu koi achi proper video Laga deta.
4 buildings ki video daal kr flex maar raha.
Wo in ka paas buhat hai.
Islamabad's beauty is it's scenery and cleanliness and planned infrastructure.

[Asaad Ashoo @AshooAsaad]

@ranjha001 1 Saal sa sun raha Hain ya.
Ya koi news tu nai

[Asaad Ashoo @AshooAsaad]

@Virat74494008 @AmrataJoshi Mera lun b la lo.

[Asaad Ashoo @AshooAsaad]

@imransiddique89 Once a legend said
"Ya logo ko dhariya rakh ka jhoot bolta hoa sharam aani chaiya"

[Asaad Ashoo @AshooAsaad]

@kohinor_7 An Afghandu talking this ......pfffff.