Ashok Swain Parody

Professor of anti-peace & Conflict, Uppshala University. Parody Account. Not affiliated with anyone. CCP agent. I write fiction. My tweets are fake.

[Ashok Swain Parody @ashoswain]

Yesterday, when I checked my twitter account, my follower list were reduced by five. Today, when I checked, it was further reduced by four. I didn't understand what was happening. Then I came to know about Shopian encounter.

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@namita_dhar1 ଗୋଟେ କଥା ମୁଁ ଅନୁଭବ କଲି ଏତେ ବର୍ଷ ରେ କି +୨ ଆଉ ୧୦ମ ମାର୍କ ର ଭବିଷ୍ୟତ ରେ ଭ�� ଚାକିରି ସହ କିଛି ବି ସମ୍ପର୍କ ନାହିଁ।

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@theuncivilserv1 @aravind @SandeepParekh I look handsome in this pic, ain't it?

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@kaarnama13 Exactly. Pakistan can easily get another loan from Saudi to buy these.

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Sweden, the country where I live, is shamelessly parading its fighter jets in front of Modi. What is new in this? When I go to my university, my Pakistani friends with their brand new cars parade with me to show off their cars. It's a similar situation.

[Ashok Swain Parody @ashoswain]

During my PhD in Europe, most of my Indian friends were in Universities as Researchers or in Apple/Google as Engineers; whereas Poles were working in Lidl, Tesco or as cleaners at my Research lab. The Netherlands needs more educated Indians than Poles who do blue collar jobs.

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@visegrad24 @MEAIndia @narendramodi @IndinNederlands @NetherlandsMoFA Indian immigrants are highly educated, pay high taxes, work in Universities as Researchers and contribute to the economy whereas Polish immigrants mainly work at supermarkets, house help, mostly blue collar jobs. The Netherlands needs more Indians than Poles.

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@Iyervval Hair loss is a bigger concern for men. But if I were him, I would have done it in an Islamic country like Iran, not a Hindu India.

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Modi is responsible for the Summer month storm in India.

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@visegrad24 Isn't this expected? Saxony -Anhalt was part of DDR, so it is obvious they are used to dictators and don't want to live in a democracy. AfD claims to be representative of East Germans. So, they brainwash these people.

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@visegrad24 and how many "Irish" people speak Irish Gaelic now? Why do they speak English? Ireland is the United States of Europe. Everyone can become Irish after integrating themselves.

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Don't share AI images in comments. You guys are the same people who shared AI generated intimate chats of me with my research fellow and I had to take a break from twitter.

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@Kay68Jay @ashoswain @Iyervval

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@padpkd @Kay68Jay @Iyervval AI images.

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I request all of my Pakistani followers to retweet this and highlight the part where I mentioned India lost. Let's expose India and this fake expert @Iyervval who has even changed his DP.

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False. It shows Odisha has zero scammers. I am one of the scammers from Odisha who is sitting in Sweden.

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All these discussions on DINK. I only know one thing. Demographic change is real. Baaki aap log samajhdaar ho.

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@DeepikaBhardwaj Mo wonder Supreme court is called Supreme K.

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@gharkekalesh yeh kya chal raha hai BC

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@kaarnama13 Cringe Ultra pro max

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@kaarnama13 Naveen Patnaik tried this in Bhubaneswar. It worked well for two months. After that, gupchup, chaat, momos occupied it.

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@kaarnama13 Dhurv Rathee?