Ash

Global Marketing ⋆ previous life as a Social Media Manager ⋆ retired Meme Lord ⋆ they/them

[Ash @ashpressobuzz]

I feel like my twitter account would be 100% more successful if I just tweeted about my boyfriend experiencing food for the first time.

Example: He is 34 years old and just had an orange for the first time.

[Ash @ashpressobuzz]

Meta is down so I jump over here for the first time in ages because I need to feel a digital connection with others or else I wither up and die.

[Ash @ashpressobuzz]

@nobighair And my hair

[Ash @ashpressobuzz]

Look, I still love you but I'm not IN love with you. No no baby, please don't cry. What's that? You wanna change? It's a little too late for that now.

You can find me on 🧵
Same username.

[Ash @ashpressobuzz]

@Bata_Eats I cannot, in good conscience, talk you out of a trip to Chicago

[Ash @ashpressobuzz]

@allegedlystevie I only open Twitter to get fashion inspo from you

[Ash @ashpressobuzz]

@sacaitlin I figured as much! Have a good one, always sounds like Adam has a great time!

[Ash @ashpressobuzz]

Mentally I am here.

[Ash @ashpressobuzz]

Everyone's switched over to Succession since @netflix ghosted us with no more updates

[Ash @ashpressobuzz]

@netflix I hope this means you're giving them plenty of time to continue drinking

[Ash @ashpressobuzz]

Love is Blind has officially surpassed Bachelor in popularity, completely broke Netflix.

[Ash @ashpressobuzz]

@Bata_Eats @jenisicecreams Aw, these reminders always warm my heart! 🤗 I'm being flooded with SXSW memories on Facebook this week 🥹

[Ash @ashpressobuzz]

@MissCharizardd They're fantastic. I love them and they're always smiling at me.

[Ash @ashpressobuzz]

Just cried because Josh wouldn't get out of the kitchen and let me do the dishes. Clearly I have a really healthy relationship with productivity.

[Ash @ashpressobuzz]

@mschecksN2cash @nobighair Was coming here to comment the same thing

[Ash @ashpressobuzz]

@UDHCMH @10TV It was Clinton & Summit, block away from my place 😔

[Ash @ashpressobuzz]

Nothing solidifies my suspicion of having mild face blindness quite like trivia that includes 25 celebrities born in 1989.

[Ash @ashpressobuzz]

Do I want to meet up for coffee? Sure, let me just change out of my at-home sweats into my going-out sweats.

[Ash @ashpressobuzz]

Josh, who grew up in Missouri: Babe, please come to the basement.

Me, a lifelong Columbus resident: Hahaha I'll just be on this couch watching TV and looking out the window, thanks.

[Ash @ashpressobuzz]

@TheGMOGamer @NikolajSplett would be happy to hear this but I doubt he's on the bird app these days