Ashley May

[Ashley May @ashprior06]

I’m dropping off items at Goodwill & this drunk guy is rummaging through the bins, turns around & asks if he can take a nap in my car. Ummmmm that’s gonna be a no, sorry sir.

[Ashley May @ashprior06]

This whole growing a baby thing is tiresome #21weeks #halfwaythere

[Ashley May @ashprior06]

@KimKardashian @skims “Stock up on your favorites” Girl ain’t nothing in stock… SMH

[Ashley May @ashprior06]

@Rickman100 @SpeakerPelosi 😂😂😂 that was out of my element

[Ashley May @ashprior06]

I’ve always hated the Bengals but today I really hate the Bengals.

[Ashley May @ashprior06]

RT

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Fucking Gostkowski.

[Ashley May @ashprior06]

Let’s do brunch

[Ashley May @ashprior06]

My heart hurts

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Congratulations to the @Rockies on their Wild Card win.

Wishing them the best of luck in the NLDS and beyond.

[Ashley May @ashprior06]

The @Cubs are looking like my fantasy teams... either hurt or out

[Ashley May @ashprior06]

@Kmclin59 I mean the browns!! Lmao

[Ashley May @ashprior06]

@BrittMWill It only took me 5 nights in a row to finish the 1st 3 hour movie... not to mention the other two lol

[Ashley May @ashprior06]

How have I made it 24 years without watching The Godfather?? #classic

[Ashley May @ashprior06]

@samyleee_ I really love people but I also really love cuddling up on the couch with my dog and a glass of wine 🤷🏼‍♀️👵🏻

[Ashley May @ashprior06]

Just tried to text “maybe next time” and autocorrect typed “maybe never time” and I was like damn... you know me so well. #iobviouslyneedtogetoutmore

[Ashley May @ashprior06]

Just got mad at the dictionary for using the term in the definition... I wouldn’t have looked up the definition if I knew what the word meant!! #amitheonlyone

[Ashley May @ashprior06]

@eroglik69 #yours

[Ashley May @ashprior06]

Tonight if I have to tap this broom on my ceiling again bc neighbors I might flip out. #ikeepingprayingforpatiencebutimrunningthin #whyareyourkidsrunningthroughthehousesolate #imnotquestioningyourparentingskillsbutiam #yallprayforme

[Ashley May @ashprior06]

Heartache on the dance floor just doesn’t get old #JonPardi #ijustwannacowboychachaeverytime

[Ashley May @ashprior06]

When @lindsaykayeeee shows up @ my house with two bottles of champagne just to hang out 🙃

[Ashley May @ashprior06]

Whenever you stop working out, are you going to take “fit” out of your instagram name???