If you’re on the fence about having children, just know that I spent an hour trying to calm my son down last night because I told him he had to sleep in his bed and not the dog bed.
One of my neighbours is scream singing her heart out with the windows open and I’m not annoyed because of the noise level or her utter tone deafness.
No, it’s because she’s been going at the same song for 20 minutes straight.
At least give us some variety, baby. 🫠