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Allergic to bs

[🔺meingl🔻 @meinmokhtar]

TERKINI: Esok Zafrul apply balik masuk BN.

[kzztz @kzzztz]

Kahkahkah. Kantoii busuk.

[Fendi #RobohKuilHaram @BendiTheBagak]

Bagi aku, Brunei nak join Malaysia once depa dah takde duit and their income from petroleum makin berkurangan. It should be anytime soon. Aku expect within 5-10 years.

Tapi korang nak ke handle 450k people of spoiled ppl? Rohingya pun tak mampu jaga.

[▪️ @yvyvivy]

Rasanya Leona kalau masuk hutan confirm boleh survive sebab dia sampai ada Queen’s Guide and King’s Scout.

[CakoiPunk @Benny_TehVerto]

aku dah 3 kali undi , setiap kali nak sampai PRU
isu perkauman confirm berlambak

kalau makan lagi hasutan camni, korg confirm jenis bodoh gampang

[The Mamu™ 🇲🇾 @The_Mamu]

13 tahun tunggu tak ada elektrik, sudahnya tahan kereta Sultan Pahang. Hari yang sama permohonan lulus, pacak tiang. Sebenarnya bukan tak boleh buat kan? Tapi tu lah. Penyudahnya nanti rakyat negara ini akan tetap merafak sembah pada monarki di tengah serabut politikawan.

[Mujahid Mansor @mojasama]

Rukun Negara is not law and Malaysia is a constitutional monarchy.

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

I have witnessed this club go from doubters to believers, and from believers to champions. It took hard work and I always did everything I could to help the club get there. Nothing makes me prouder than that.

Us crumbling to yet another defeat this season was very painful and not what our fans deserve. I want to see Liverpool go back to being the heavy metal attacking team that opponents fear and back to being a team that wins trophies. That is the football I know how to play and that is the identity that needs to be recovered and kept for good. It cannot be negotiable and everyone that joins this club should adapt to it.

Winning some games here and there is not what Liverpool should be about. All teams win games.

Liverpool will always be a club that means a great deal to me and to my family. I want to see it succeed for long after I have moved on.

As I’ve always said, qualifying to next season’s Champions League is the bare minimum and I will do everything I can to make that happen.

[Farhan Zulkefly @farhanzulkefly]

"Saidina Umar sama level dengan syaitan"

"Saidina Umar boleh suka-suka ambil bini orang"

"Berzina tu hobi dia je"

Cuba bayangkan kalau Anwar Ibrahim atau pemimpin PH guna ayat ni, mahu penuh Padang Merbok dan semua poster "Kalau diam saat Islam dihina, tukar pakaian kamu dengan kain kafan".

Tapi sebabkan yang cakap ni Pemimpin PAS dan Perikatan Nasional, kemarahan tu tak cukup panas walaupun penggunaan ayat tu sejijik-jijiknya.

[Lien @Jacksonsrule]

Call it a millennial crisis if you want.
But in my 30's, I realized l don't actually want the life I worked so hard for. I don't care about titles. I don't care about climbing anyone else's ladder. I care about time. I care about slow mornings. I care about peace. I care about bare feet at the beach with nowhere to be. I still want to make money.. just not at the cost of my life.

[🔺meingl🔻 @meinmokhtar]

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[Dr MasIinda Si Derhaka 🇲🇾 @DrMasIindaSis]

🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

[Roman Akramovich @SyedAkramin]

Saja lah share video ini, mana lah tahu ada orang PAS yang sudah terlupa pasal susur galur Lim Kuan Yew di Malaysia.

[Roman Akramovich @SyedAkramin]

Meriah betul pemimpin PAS Terengganu sambut Lee Hsein Loong.

Tahukah anda bahawa Lee
Hsein Loong itu adalah anak kepada Lim Kuan Yew.

Sepu? sepu? Ya, sepupu kepada Lim Kit Siang, bapa saudara kepada Lim Guan Eng. Haa, tak takut ke tu?

[Dawc 🇵🇸 @octobrdad]

Sederhana palak bapak kau hijau.

[Fadiah Nadwa 法迪婭·娜德娃 @FadiahNadwa]

I’d like to share this quote by Saidina Ali ibn Abi Talib with the Malay Muslim monarchs, whose thrones were built on the backs of the masses:

“How can I eat soft bread when there are poor Muslims in the Ummah?”

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Crazy that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline. But we’re allowing them to run our entire country.

[Fendi #RobohKuilHaram @BendiTheBagak]

> Menteri dari Sarawak
> Promote Semenanjung
> Silap pasal burung
> Borneo nationalists defend dia

[Safdar Alam @SafdarAlam]

Islamic banking would drop so hard

[I'm from kodiang you know @belialrising]

Masih tak nampak JAKIM keluarkan poster tentang dosa mencuri duit zakat.

TAPI

Kalau melibatkan dosa peribadi anak orang, JAKIM paling laju keluarkan poster tentang dosa bertatoo, dosa lgbt, JAKIM paling risau dengan dosa anak muda.

Curi duit zakat tak dosa ke, JAKIM?