Ashley Renée

I’m fully aware that I’m weird 😋

[Ashley Renée @ashreneeley]

Have you ever had a dog clean out your bellybutton? It’s as weird as it sounds

[Ashley Renée @ashreneeley]

@Redbear35169110 You stated something that was just factually incorrect, so I don’t understand why I should just go along with it. That doesn’t make sense in my brain?

[Ashley Renée @ashreneeley]

Due to the hellscape that twitter is becoming, if you don’t follow me on Instagram or TikTok (also YouTube - in the process of making that happen), I highly suggest you pick one of those to follow! Not sure if this app is going to randomly go dark, so precautions are needed 😮‍💨

[Ashley Renée @ashreneeley]

@Redbear35169110 … you do know that the penis he carved wasn’t large right?

[Ashley Renée @ashreneeley]

@Redbear35169110 He literally ruined the verification process, advertisers are jumping ship, he wants to charge creators to use the platform, etc. Its not like I want him to ruin Twitter, he just is

[Ashley Renée @ashreneeley]

You ever burp so hard/loud you think a demon may be exiting your body? 😅

[Ashley Renée @ashreneeley]

Life boat at this point

[Mudovich @Angrypredator]

@ashreneeley Are you planning to abandon ship as they say or just manning the lifeboat just in case? 😅🥺

[Ashley Renée @ashreneeley]

The awkward moment when posting Facebook status updates is looking hot compared to the direction Twitter is going 😅

[Ashley Renée @ashreneeley]

You ever twitch your neck to the side a little too aggressively and you feel it crack. Then you think “oops, glad that I’m not stronger than that” 😅😅

[Ashley Renée @ashreneeley]

@mate_mystery @fordnation Oh, totally! I didn’t mean anything by how I said it. Honestly, it has nothing to do with their profession that I take issue with. It’s the fact that we all deserve to fight for working conditions that aren’t deplorable!

[Ashley Renée @ashreneeley]

FUCK YOU @fordnation.

Should we be pulling the notwithstanding clause on your pathetic ass? #IStandWithCUPE #DougFord #DougFordMustResign

I’m not even in #Ontario, but I KNOW how it feels to have teachers not being able to be there for their students. #BCiswithON

[Ashley Renée @ashreneeley]

@mate_mystery @fordnation They’re essential to the school system

[Ashley Renée @ashreneeley]

When TV shows & movies can make you cry when you’re on antidepressants, you know the emotions hit home

[Ashley Renée @ashreneeley]

I’ll get real vulnerable here. I’m not scared of dying alone. I’m scared of watching my friends not reach their goals (ie becoming parents, advancing their career, etc). Then because of this, losing their spark because they didn’t find true happiness within themselves.

[Ashley Renée @ashreneeley]

I always wanted to be physically built like an #elf in #RPG & the #fantasy genre, but alas, I wear the badge of #dwarf honour 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Ashley Renée @ashreneeley]

@Artifexed1 How?

[Ashley Renée @ashreneeley]

I am the self proclaimed queen of direct communication 🤷🏻‍♀️😂 can we seriously make 2023 the year for more direct communication though? It really does make everything so.much.easier.

[Ashley Renée @ashreneeley]

@JacobCo30372879 Yep! I don’t understand why honesty is so difficult for people 🤷🏻‍♀️ I had to get REALLY good at lying because of the society we live in, but I don’t like to lie. I just try not to answer if I can 🙃
👩‍👦: “isn’t my baby cute!?”
Me: 😅 “it’s socks really match it’s eyes”

[Ashley Renée @ashreneeley]

And this is why you communicate expectations 💅🏼

[Ashley Renée @ashreneeley]

I am the self proclaimed queen of direct communication 🤷🏻‍♀️😂 can we seriously make 2023 the year for more direct communication though? It really does make everything so.much.easier.