lucoa

on that Peter Parker arc

🍂

[lucoa @ashroughftw]

sí

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

Anyway, onto better things

[Zy @ZyMazza]

Don't worry about it. The Chinese also invented gunpowder, and then literally didn't invent guns because they were using it for fireworks. They love fireworks. They will always use technology for fireworks. They can't help themselves.

[Tembam Penyedap Jantan 🔻 @pukimarx]

my kaya toast too buttery

[Sloimay @Sloimay]

carefully checking the roundness of my son to make sure he's ready to roly and poly

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

oh to be a 4 years old beekeeper distracted by a roly poly instead of a wage slave under late stage capitalism

[j🥀 @mochas_dad]

INFLAMMATION😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭I’m howling

[Pia @_epiphiany]

Friendship in your 20-30s is celebrating your friends resigning from toxic workplaces

[Libby, strongest preygirl @libbysalt]

Cockblocking implies the existence of cockparrying with precise timing

[Tito 🏀🏈👿👟🗽 @TPositiveVibes1]

Nike About To Start Having Fun…

[1eozim @1eozinho01]

Ele sendo um cachorro Neurodivergente

[Jeff Ihaza @jeffihaza]

bro tweeting like a club promoter i love it

[Natalie @FalcoNat38]

ooh i’m zohran mamdani. my wife is hot. my favorite soccer team won the league for the first time in 22 years. my favorite basketball team won the championship for the first time in 53 years. fuck you man.

[1eozim @1eozinho01]

O passarinho com zero instinto de sobrevivência e o gato com zero instinto de caça kkk

[honey @saintpattinson]

robert pattinson: can i read the script?

christopher nolan: i'm christopher nolan..?

robert pattinson: okay, christopher nolan, can i read the script?

[Jake @jacobkleinman]

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4”
— unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast

[TheAstro @Theastro_10]

He alredy did.

[miia @miiagarro]

told my mom she was invading my privacy and she told me i came out of her privacy

[tobi thee hedgehog 🍉 @theboredmoor]

"he's the aura lord" THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY GODDAMN QUESTION NOW DOES IT

[Mr. Æ @ie3rumyZ]

Midvalley basement foodcourt