Ashlyn 🍷

I'm cute, cuddly and covered in dog hair. I also make a mean frozen pizza. Iowa. She/Her.

[Ashlyn 🍷 @ashsandwine]

I dip my cheese in ranch like the little Midwest Princess that I am.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

[Ashlyn 🍷 @ashsandwine]

And you didn’t vote because of your religion. Donald Trump is nothing short of a dictator, a devil in a business suit and your god would be ashamed of you.

[Ashlyn 🍷 @ashsandwine]

And when the economy keeps getting worse, and the gas prices stay the same and the only thing that changes is your daughter’s rights or your son’s school funding what will you do? I’m just as sick waking up this morning as I was in 2016.

[Ashlyn 🍷 @ashsandwine]

Very silent in the house after the bengals loss. Yikes.

[NAACP @NAACP]

For the record: You cannot have an abortion in the 9th month. You cannot have an abortion after birth. If we didn’t keep banning books, maybe we wouldn’t have to clear that up. #Debate2024

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Trump goes off the rails: “THEY’RE EATING THE PETS” #Debate2024

[Ashlyn 🍷 @ashsandwine]

What do people tweet about these days?

[Ashlyn 🍷 @ashsandwine]

@ryanhallyall it’s pronounced bone a part ☺️

[Caitlin Clark @CaitlinClark22]

KATE. MARTIN. LFGGGGG😎😎🤍🤍

[GenXrulz @GenXrulz]

The internet has taught me that teams that play Iowa should never ever have fouls called on them. #IowaWBB #FinalFour2024

[David Eickholt @DavidEickholt]

It’s clear as day. I understand it sucks that the game ended on it, but it’s the correct call.

[Ashlyn 🍷 @ashsandwine]

I can not watch another chiefs Super Bowl. I can not do it.

[Ashlyn 🍷 @ashsandwine]

Crybaby Mahomes got his way again.

[Ashlyn 🍷 @ashsandwine]

My neighborhood is legit all old people and I fit in swimmingly. I run into them on our daily walks and we talk about our flowers, how to keep the deer away and the commotion down the road. I have no complaints.

[Ashlyn 🍷 @ashsandwine]

I always find it funny when you see that you’re randomly blocked by someone you don’t know on Facebook. I’ve narrowed it down via sleuthing that I think I talked to her husband 6(?) years ago at a bar. Confusion.

[Ashlyn 🍷 @ashsandwine]

Which also just really annoys me because I friggen collect antiques.

[Ashlyn 🍷 @ashsandwine]

The other day I had a garage sale and a lady had stopped before we were set up. She asked if I had any antiques, I repeated back antiques trying to think about what box they were in. She then said in an annoyed tone “you know like old stuff.” Why do boomers think we are morons.

[Ashlyn 🍷 @ashsandwine]

The worst part about cutting ties with someone is that when something juicy happens you can’t just text them a screenshot and say wtf.

[Ashlyn 🍷 @ashsandwine]

The more I think about it the more I miss summer 2016. That summer was such a vibe.

[Ashlyn 🍷 @ashsandwine]

Having a cute baby is an introvert’s worst nightmare.