Ashley Scott

[Callum Hands @Handsey]

Hello this is Mrs Cooper Simon’s mother year 12

[Francis @FrancisChipp]

EXCLUSIVE🚨 Former Newcastle United manager Steve Bruce is set to be fired from a cannon and out over the East Stand before kick-off in tonight's Newcastle United vs Barcelona Champions League tie.

A deal was reportedly struck between Bruce (65) and fan group Wor Flags late last night. Supporters are urged to arrive at the stadium at least 15 minutes before kick off to witness the spectacle.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

The stock market waiting to open on Monday

[Ashley Scott @ashscott92]

😭😂 Fucking useless.

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Bournemouth equalise.

[3-3] 120'

[Francis @FrancisChipp]

FFS @BBCR1

[Ashley Scott @ashscott92]

Liverpool will be coming in with £150m for Murphy in Jan 😭

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

Isak 001 ✅
Wirtz 006 ✅

63 Trillion Zimbabwe Dollars well spent.

[Grimsby Town F.C. @officialgtfc]

Let's take you through our side for this afternoon... 😉

#GTFC

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

We will host Barcelona at St. James' Park! 🤩

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

These are the nights Cunha and Sesko joined Man United for.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Chelsea owners BlueCo have signed Julio Enciso and he will play for Strasbourg, who are also owned by BlueCo, before being transferred back to Chelsea.

Good thing UEFA have thrown Crystal Palace out of Europe, though.

[𝗥𝗲𝗴𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗮 @Regista10_]

@NUFC "The relationship can't continue"

[EverythingNUFC @Nufc2Everything]

Anthony Elanga realising he was the only cunt gullible enough to accept Andy Howes project speech :

#NUFC

[EnGee @_EnGee]

“Welcome back to Newcastle United, Isak. Sorry we couldn’t sign a replacement for you pet.”

[𖣯 @jcknufc]

Today's #NUFC roundup:

- Sesko prefers a move to Man United
- We just lost to K League All-Stars (0 Wins 3 Losses in pre-season
- Willock looks to have tore his Achillies
- We have 7 first team keepers and 0 Senior strikers

This is a club in the CL and just won a trophy.

🫨

[Ashley Scott @ashscott92]

Amelie Lens, take a bow.

[dan 🪩 CW: Gintama #LiquidateNewcastle @T3QUILASUNS3T_]

we’re gonna get outbidded to Wissa by a club that sounds like a car going past just fuck the fuck off

[Ashley Scott @ashscott92]

Creamfields must wonder how Tomorrowland can put a stage up that’s better than their main stage in 13 hours