Wife: I just wish you would open up and tell me what you’re thinking.
Me: OK, in the $1.50 Costco hotdog combo do you think the hot dog is $1 and the drink is $.50 or both $.75?
With restaurants closed in Belgium, some 750,000 tons of potatoes have nowhere to go. So the head of the country's potato-processing association has proposed a solution to help producers and avoid waste:
Eat more frites! https://t.co/GyWKVdY8CK
it’s this guy’s birthday! thank you for always knowing how to make everyone smile, @bourquechop 🖤 you deserve all of the smiles and ice cream cones you can handle today, and every day. i… https://t.co/ydG8y4pJrI
250,000 people evacuated here in Southern California. Many more in NorCal. My heart breaks for Thousand Oaks dealing with this onslaught of tragedy. News just said Firefighters are doing 36 hour shifts. I stand in awe. Heros through and through. #hillfire#woolseyfire
2018 has not been an easy year for me. it’s thrown more at me than i really thought i could handle, both personally and professionally. even through all the bad… https://t.co/mcmx8jAdhr
it’s mama’s 60th birthday! cheers to the strongest woman i know. i couldn’t do life without you, and i can’t wait for you to move here in december. here’s to… https://t.co/1NeNnK7NB1
after a long, hard week, i’m v excited to have an @theescalegamenashville date night with this cutie. @ The Escape Game Nashville https://t.co/0LMtLyapb1
7 years ago today, i moved to #nashville.
my actual first stop the next day was @edgehillcafe, when my original job fell through - this is where i literally… https://t.co/WP85gcmiJv