ashten yoder

Jesus in my heart, iced coffee in my veins // gcc ‘22 mostly STEM puns

[ashten yoder @ashtenyoder]

hi i’m ashten, i’m a third year biology undergrad student, and i just had to google chromatid vs. chromosome 🧬

[ashten yoder @ashtenyoder]

tcu really up 2 against xichigan, i did not expect this

[ashten yoder @ashtenyoder]

the number of times i’ve cycled through the thought process of “why does my stomach hurt today” to “oh it’s because i had gluten” should be enough times for me to stick to not eating gluten. but here we are.

[ashten yoder @ashtenyoder]

been studying for my clinical medicine exam so much my instagram gave me an ad for spironolactone 😔

[ashten yoder @ashtenyoder]

i stayed up until midnight for the @taylorswift13 album but so did the rest of the world and it crashed my spotify and won’t load

[WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme]

Adopt don't shop

[Grove City College @GroveCtyCollege]

"He is not here; He has risen!"
Luke 24:6

Happy Easter to our Grove City College family. He is risen indeed! 🤍✨

[Grove City College @GroveCtyCollege]

BREAKING:
Grove City College has signed an agreement with @ClevelandClinic that will allow nursing students to do clinical work in one of the world-class healthcare provider’s hospitals or outpatient centers. 👩‍⚕️👨‍⚕️
➡️ https://t.co/Vr1pahGKvw

[ashten yoder @ashtenyoder]

sitting down at 9:45 to eat my lame excuse of a dinner i just made and catch up on piles of work and wondering why i ever wanted to be an adult

[ashten yoder @ashtenyoder]

avengers infinity war gives me star wars vibes, i said it

[ashten yoder @ashtenyoder]

my physics prof: make sure your answers make logical sense
also my physics prof: assigns a question where the answer is a child hits a t-ball with an acceleration of 6000 m/s^2 and a force of 840 N

yep that adds up

[ashten yoder @ashtenyoder]

does taylor swift realize that everyone and their mother is posting photo dumps with the caption “august slipped away”?? like does she know what she’s done??

[ashten yoder @ashtenyoder]

i’ve been drinking decaf only for a little under 2 yrs now and every time i get bold and start to assume i can switch back to regular, i am humbled by some well-meaning barista who accidentally makes my latte full-caffeinated and reminds me that i can never go back

[ashten yoder @ashtenyoder]

is there some kind of contract between “wait” by M83 and movies about chronically ill teenagers stating that it must be used in the soundtrack?

[ashten yoder @ashtenyoder]

can someone give me one good reason why u shouldn’t listen to Christmas music whenever u want?? like one legitimate reason?? bc “it’s too early!” just doesn’t cut it, like that doesn’t make sense to me

[ashten yoder @ashtenyoder]

ur not an adult until you call ur mom on the way home to complain about traffic

[ashten yoder @ashtenyoder]

i am almost 22 years old and i still get intimidated by high schoolers at the mall

[ashten yoder @ashtenyoder]

thanks apple watch for congratulating me on reaching my hourly stand goal, but little do you know i was just getting up to get marshmallows as a snack

[ashten yoder @ashtenyoder]

@travelmugs he has a ~refined palate~

[Greg Stier @gregstier]

In 1965 my mom drove from Denver to Boston to have an illegal abortion. My uncle & aunt talked her out of it. She often cried when she looked at me, feeling shame for almost aborting me. At the age of 15, I was able to lead her to Christ.
Grateful for that. Grateful to be alive