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[Hank Green @hankgreen]

SEND ME PELICANS IM GETTING CHEMO

[👽 alien in a sweatsuit 🛸 @ashthequeer]

What is one supposed to think if a girl puts a note on your lap that says you're cute while you're sitting on the bus, you exchange 4 text messages after the fact, and then she doesn't respond again? I'll always remember you, sparkly lipgloss girl. 🌈

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I want to live in the home I designed in ACNH. Just remove the 30 gyroids I have in the music room first....

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I need Buck to move off my island asap. Mac is the only gymbro allowed on my island.

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@GioslifeonEden Your island is the most gorgeous island I've ever dreamed of with Luna. Do you think you could share the creator code for your leafy dirt path? 💕🤞

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But then we sang No Scrubs together and he redeemed himself.

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23 year old coworker doesn't know who Mr. Dressup is. Um? What?

[Melissa Navia 🚀 @melissaCnavia]

There must be evidence that bowel movements have altered the course of history. Battles have been botched because number 2 could not wait. Someone please confirm this.

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@Tim_Bousquet That 'dumb kid' doesn't make enough money to care about your sensitivities. 😕

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I just talked to my cats like we were in a surprise business meeting when they followed me to the bathroom. I need to find a new job.

[Nova Scotia SPCA @NSSPCA]

Our doggos 🐶, cats 🐱, bunnies🐰, and all animals in our shelters across the Nova Scotia SPCA are being well taken care of by staff. Power outages won’t stop team members like Breanna who is giving one of the cats 🐱 their treatment by lantern! #hurricanefiona

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@koodo Does anyone else with Koodo still not have access to data or phone call services? Considering switching providers because of this.

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@haligonia Waiting on you @koodo @TELUS

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@neocitrandreams Just waiting on @koodo here!

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@koodo Will we see free data in the Atlantic provinces with this oncoming hurricane?

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A future psychiatrist with no sympathy for people who are struggling to survive in our capitalist society. Something just isn't matching up here. What are you going to say to your patients who can't afford those groceries, that rent, their education, etc.?

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

Sorry I didn't respond to your text, I was trying to figure out how a normal person would respond and then just gave up.

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@neocitrandreams omg welcome to the masterpiece that is ashnikko

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"you went from quirky to concerning REAL quick"

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ok this dude last night called me a BBQ and ill let you figure that one out