The King Of Jeans

𝔰𝔞𝔡 𝔤𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔰 𝔠𝔩𝔲𝔟

[The King Of Jeans @ashtinLane]

Without question 😤

[Post-Hardcore Cowboy @skeletorisreal]

The coolest fucking band ever

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

Cris Collinsworth- “I don’t even own a pair of tongs. When I grill I just pull the meat off with my hands. I have gotten several third-degree burns. My wife hates it. But at the end of the day I’m my own man.”

Mike Tirico- “Maye’s pass falls incomplete.”

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

As confirmed earlier through our official channels, in mid-June of this year, we unexpectedly received notice from PlayStation Studios that they would cancel the PHYSINT project. PHYSINT is an important project both to me personally and to KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS. Determined to keep the project alive, we have spent the last three months searching tirelessly for a new partner. In the course of seeking advice and pursuing negotiations with people across many fields, we found in XBOX a partner with whom we share a common vision for the future, and we have decided to team up with them once again. Please rest assured that development of PHYSINT, our genre-defining action-espionage title, is ongoing and will continue moving forward.

[The King Of Jeans @ashtinLane]

@Dazzshallperish Whichever one is currently playing…they simply did not miss and consistently upped the ante with each new record 🍻

[The King Of Jeans @ashtinLane]

@goldenmetalcore @andycomplains @jordanbuckley Goddammit now I’m crying for a different reason 😭😭

[The King Of Jeans @ashtinLane]

RIP my man Andy damn 😔😔

[Will @Procidatweets]

Reminder that this was a MASSIVELY successful and money making band and these were the type of venues they were playing for 15-20 bucks at this time. You didn’t need bigger rooms or bigger stages. You just showed up and played plugged in to amps and no in-ears. We’ve lost this.

[Hugh “The Wrench” Janus MBA @glizzy__goblin_]

Yesterday I learned in college football there are 3 clocks. The stadium clock, the game clock and the super secret third clock that is only revealed when Michigan is losing a football game that supersedes the other two

[Brian Fagan @bdfagan]

Remarkable statistic:

Prior to Western Michigan, college football teams were 110,352 - 0 when leading after the end of regulation, dating back to 1869.

[Faux Pelini @FauxPelini]

the clock on your tv screen isn’t the official game clock
the official clock is this other special one I have in a drawer over there you can’t see it right now though
stop complaining

[Western Michigan Football @WMU_Football]

Adding 1 second to the clock

[𓏼 ͟🎱 ‎A̠ri .˚ Nova｡ ꕤ @mizsva]

Bro we are closer to 2027 than 1586

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

phone, wallet, the curse, keys, vape

[Jay, Non-Binary Dumbass @ThirstyAssAlt]

Like people say “Kobe” before shooting a basketball, I like to say “Hemmingway” before getting hammered and depressed

[The King Of Jeans @ashtinLane]

@ElMismoDon_ @akiman7 As it should

[The King Of Jeans @ashtinLane]

@BrandonPerna New autobiography title just dropped 😮‍💨

[The King Of Jeans @ashtinLane]

@UmbCorOfficial In the bar doing shots of T Virus™️

[gaki @pantsuki]

don’t trust anyone who calls twitter that letter

[Nathan @NSuperGamerGuy]

These controllers are actually only a license after 8 months Sony will break into your home and take them back from you because you don’t own anything you buy.

[chicken gel @ttpdfc]

before i work on myself does anyone want me the way i am now