Ashton Sexton

no time for regrets.

[Ashton Sexton @ashton_sexton]

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ReTweet. Takes 2 seconds. Could potentially reach thousands. -VJ
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[Ashton Sexton @ashton_sexton]

@mariahh_ann yeah! You been canceling since high school!!

[Ashton Sexton @ashton_sexton]

@mariahh_ann and go to exotic places instead of play Apple base ball -.-

[Ashton Sexton @ashton_sexton]

When your partner can name the six closest sonic drive in without looking at her phone at any given time... But says she are on a diet. ☕️🐸

[Ashton Sexton @ashton_sexton]

I drive an ambulance. Do not honk at me, do not flash your brights at me. My lights and sirens are brighter and louder than yours.

[Ashton Sexton @ashton_sexton]

To the girl in the civic: you're to damn ugly to drive that stupid.

[Ashton Sexton @ashton_sexton]

Dear sun, don't rush me.

[Ashton Sexton @ashton_sexton]

Only awake because of pre workout and still I'm fightin sleep

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Perspective

[Zoé @smiley_zo]

@ashton_sexton @mariahh_ann I'd watch it.

[Ashton Sexton @ashton_sexton]

@mariahh_ann you should definitely take a video of this.. Experiment 😂

[Ashton Sexton @ashton_sexton]

I really wish @mariahh_ann would put a drop of salt water in her eye and then a drop of Saline, and tell me which is contact solution.

[Ashton Sexton @ashton_sexton]

How I imagine @JordanMariePort does it https://t.co/Nur7KZNrim

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

College in a vine https://t.co/jRp4Dr312j

[Ashton Sexton @ashton_sexton]

😂😂 the shit I give @JordanMariePort But forreal she's prolly gonna trade me in soon

[Ashton Sexton @ashton_sexton]

@JordanMariePort thanks for understanding :)....... and helping me realize that you're now # 3 cause you know, I like our cat

[Ashton Sexton @ashton_sexton]

@JordanMariePort this is awkward because you're my second favorite..........

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Who would you rather have as president?

RT for this can of Mountain Dew
LIKE for Hillary Clinton

[Ashton Sexton @ashton_sexton]

@Slothmaster3 don't be encouraging @JordanMariePort 😂

[Ashton Sexton @ashton_sexton]

Gonna go ahead and buy @JordanMariePort a casket on my way home, just incase she ate all my dinner