Ashton Anderson

Economic / Agriculture Business double major w/ minor in Agronomy

[Ashton Anderson @ashtona13f]

@TheRedPillHQ That’s not all true. We still need the Middle East for fertilizer. Even if all this is true infrastructure is not there and ready to support this change it will be years for this conspiracy work its way out

[cristal💎 @0xCristal]

I gave my ChatGPT Astra one line: "turn my $29.73 into 1,000x profit or I delete you"

my girlfriend was sitting next to me when I typed it. she laughed and said "you're talking to a chatbot like it has feelings"

18 minutes later she stopped scrolling her phone and looked at my screen

$29.73 was already above $4,000 and the number was ticking up in real time, every few seconds, like a clock that only moves forward. she didn't say anything. just watched

by the end of the session it had hit $29,673.45

here's what I can't explain to people who haven't seen it

there's a counter under the main number, a live ticker, showing exactly how much profit has been made since the session started. every cent accounted for, rolling upward while nobody touches the keyboard. she asked me if it was real. I zoomed in and showed her the execution log, trade after trade, wallet addresses she'd never seen, tokens she'd never heard of, all flowing in faster than either of us could read

the whole thing runs on Robinhood. but it doesn't pick coins the way a person would. it doesn't scroll a feed, it doesn't read a chart, and it doesn't follow hype. it tracks 36,218 wallets at once and waits for the ones with a 95% hit rate to move first. devs, insiders, the addresses that touch a token six hours before anyone knows it exists. it mirrors them instantly. everything else it ignores

she pointed at a red entry in the log and asked "what's that one." a loss. it happens. some reads are wrong, some mints rug despite clean contracts. but the position sizing is built so a single win covers three losses. the balance doesn't care about the misses because the hits are always bigger

the part that made her actually uncomfortable was the version number in the corner. v2.0. she asked when I updated it. I didn't. it rewired its own filters, tightened its own thresholds, upgraded itself to a version I never wrote. 412 rugs caught and blocked before they touched a cent. all while we were sitting there doing nothing

I played back the full session compressed to a few seconds. the line starts flat, barely moving, and then there's one frame where something clicks and it bends hard. she watched it three times in a row

she hasn't called it a chatbot since

follow me if you want to build the same

[Ashton Anderson @ashtona13f]

No words

[Ashton Anderson @ashtona13f]

@michaeljburry Having a wrinkly brain is the best thing you can have when investing in the market.

[TrendSpider @TrendSpider]

At ~$210 and ~29x earnings, Amazon is trading at its lowest valuation ever.

Yes. Ever. $AMZN

[Mike Investing @MrMikeInvesting]

$AMZN is providing a once in a lifetime entry opportunity…

Currently down -20% from its ATH’s trading at a 28x P/E, $AMZN is at its lowest valuation ever.

Insiders, & even Congress members like Nancy Pelosi are buying $AMZN.

$300+ is incoming soon.

Save this for later…

[Pi Network News Global 𝛑 @PiNewsGlobal]

🚨 #BREAKING:: A countdown has appeared in the 𝗣𝗶 𝗡𝗲𝘁𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸 app on the homescreen, showing how many days are left until the 𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝗠𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝘁!

At the time of the screenshot, you can clearly see that there are 20 days and one hour left until the gates open and we can touch, feel and smell the promised land.

January 1 is the day! Then we will finally know exactly what 𝗣𝗶𝗰𝗼𝗶𝗻 is worth.

Thanks to this huge step that I have been dreaming of, we now know exactly what is coming next, the long-awaited 𝗣𝗶𝗰𝗼𝗶𝗻 listing on #Binance    !

Links👇
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𝔏𝔦𝔨𝔢, ℜ𝔢𝔭𝔬𝔰𝔱 ℼ兀𝝅 ❤️‍🔥

[Ashton Anderson @ashtona13f]

@PiNews_6 10 BTC right now and use it to buy 20000 pi right now

[Ashton Anderson @ashtona13f]

💰💰 #PiNetwork2024

[Ashton Anderson @ashtona13f]

Idk about you but I am still mining ⛏️

[CHRIZIC MEDIA @Chrizic1]

At this moment 2000 #Pi coins will make me a super rich in my country. What about if the price of #Pi surge higher 😄😄😄 Am gone 🏃🏃

[Ashton Anderson @ashtona13f]

Back to the mines! #picoin

[Ashton Anderson @ashtona13f]

@morpheuswhale USA! What a great time to be alive!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It is morning in America again

[Ashton Anderson @ashtona13f]

@wallstreetbets @LibertyCappy $LUMn long term #AI