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[Ashtonio @AshtonKib]

Hi.

[Barflugnarven🇻🇦 @barflugnarven]

You have to say pwease and tank you, Mistow Zensky

[Ashtonio @AshtonKib]

@elonmusk cisgender!

[Jared Holt @jaredlholt]

We have achieved the singularity

[Ashtonio @AshtonKib]

Someone forgot to read the instructions.

[OMG_RIVIAN @omg_tesla]

Sooo I guess if you have a Model X and need the rear glass replaced, just consider it a total loss. I dont know why Tesla didn’t think of mounting the rear spoiler differently

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

i always forget how real righteous gemstones is lmao

[doomer @uncledoomer]

absolutely stanced up

[Ashtonio @AshtonKib]

@zebulgar Read the last two in the list

[Ashtonio @AshtonKib]

They took our jobs

[How Things Are Manufactured @fastworkers6]

An amazing automation process in agriculture

[Ashtonio @AshtonKib]

@the_redude @ramit Man's got hit with that offensive tag

[Ashtonio @AshtonKib]

@ramit Can someone upload the pdf? I don't want him to sell my email ❤️🥰

[Ashtonio @AshtonKib]

Somewhere between 5 & 6 (it's a TV on top)

[Bojan Tunguz @tunguz]

I’m 2.

[Ashtonio @AshtonKib]

@JesseSMFI ☕️

[Ashtonio @AshtonKib]

@KirkegaardEmil What about driving?

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Massively under-reported science story because there's so much going on right now but...it turns out that we might have figured out what's causing this very scary spike.

Quick thread, on how WE'VE BEEN ACCIDENTALLY GEOENGINEERING FOR DECADES...but then we stopped:

[Rob Freund @RobertFreundLaw]

Taco Bell was sued today in a false advertising class action.

Consumers allege that Taco Bell misrepresents the amount of beef in the Crunchwrap Supreme "by at least double the amount."

[Ashtonio @AshtonKib]

@pokelawls See. Money does mean happiness

[Anonymous @YourAnonOne]

Officer David Grush declares under oath for the first time that the US government is in possession of UFOs and non-human bodies.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

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