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“i don’t even have a tiara in my storage unit”

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“man’s best friend? that’s not herstory”

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life hack for free hair ties: $45 workout classes

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room to breathe is overrated

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it seems talking on the phone (w airpods) at the urinal has become socially acceptable

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people that say “i want to go to there”

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do you think vibes have gone too far this time?

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it’s me, hi, i’m dehydrated it’s me

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this thanksgiving i’m thankful for my airpods

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feel free to reach out with any questions

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really into spooky culture

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do people know you can bring like as many liquids as you want if you drive over the border

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easy bake ovens were just lightbulbs #realeyes #realize #reallies

[Tyler Coates @tylercoates]

the only king charles i’ll respect

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

oh that’s your girl? then why did she endorse me for spreadsheets on linkedin

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have you ever really thought about what a Foot Locker is?

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Your spam email is such a weird diary of the random 15% off discounts you tried to get

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“I once took Lisa Rinna’s photo to my hair dresser and said - give me this” - @BethanyGraburn

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“I moved to America for her but not the upper east side”