Ashley O.

Might be a quarter life crisis, or just the stirring in my soul ✨

[Ashley O. @ashtormie]

I have been waiting for this moment for over 7 years. I love you @JohnMayer 💕

[Ashley O. @ashtormie]

Recently surpassed 17 years on Twitter. Longer than half my life.
This was once my favorite social media app, and honestly miss being a dumb teen on here, once upon a time. If you’ve known me then and you’re still around, thank you. I’m sorry for my 15 year old self 😅

[Ashley O. @ashtormie]

after so many emo nites the past 7-8 years, have i learned to remember to wear earplugs? nope.

love trying to sleep while my ears ring 😵‍💫

[Ashley O. @ashtormie]

heard “try sleeping with a broken heart” in target today. every time i hear it, i can distinctly remember the first time i heard it and remember freaking out with my akfam on twitter 😂

[Ashley O. @ashtormie]

fucking sick and tired hearing about homies passing away. suicide sucks. health problems suck. mental health issues suck. i’m not okay with this.

[Ashley O. @ashtormie]

@saruhschwartz Makes sense! The person I met mentioned they eat out way more often than at home, mostly due to work travel, which could be a factor too.

[Ashley O. @ashtormie]

@squintsNY That makes sense! I kinda recall from a nutrition class I took in college, that the substitute ingredients can sometimes be filler product that have just as bad/worse/no nutritional value as the regular stuff.

[Ashley O. @ashtormie]

i loved twitter back in the day but i think it’s time to move on 😒

https://t.co/abErQ31qeA

[Ashley O. @ashtormie]

wtf is going on by outrigger waikiki?!

[Ashley O. @ashtormie]

I love gently bullying customers into using their manners.
Customer: Gimme a Heineken.
Me: Here you go!
C: I’ll get a pepperoni slice.
Me: Sure!
C: Gimme some red pepper flakes and napkins.
Me: …
C: …
Me: What’s the magic word?
C: …oh, yeah. Please. Thank you. Sorry!
Me: 🤭😏

[Ashley O. @ashtormie]

Gonna have a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad next 4 years 😡

[Ashley O. @ashtormie]

What an inning for the Yankees! Don’t even care who wins the #WorldSeries this is an entertaining game.

[When We Were Young @WWWYFest]

so long and goodnight 🥺🖤

[Ashley O. @ashtormie]

@haughttoddy CONGRATS!!!! Was rooting for the Liberty so hard this series!!

[Ashley O. @ashtormie]

CONGRATS NY LIBERTY AND @squintsNY!!!!

[Ashley O. @ashtormie]

at @WWWYFest watching the @WNBA finals. do what you gotta do.

[Ashley O. @ashtormie]

@haughttoddy 1000%!! Some of these calls were beyond questionable!

[Ashley O. @ashtormie]

@squintsNY marrrryyyyyyy 😭

[Ashley O. @ashtormie]

Girl shut up. Your rookie salary at $74k is more than what a VET was making 20 years ago!

Yes there’s factors like inflation, media attention, etc. But living beyond your means is stupid.

[Ashley O. @ashtormie]

@squintsNY Rooting for your Liberty!! Even if Breanna betrayed me lol

[Ashley O. @ashtormie]

@squintsNY clenching my booty hole for you THIS GAME IS CLOSE