Recently surpassed 17 years on Twitter. Longer than half my life.
This was once my favorite social media app, and honestly miss being a dumb teen on here, once upon a time. If you’ve known me then and you’re still around, thank you. I’m sorry for my 15 year old self 😅
heard “try sleeping with a broken heart” in target today. every time i hear it, i can distinctly remember the first time i heard it and remember freaking out with my akfam on twitter 😂
@saruhschwartz Makes sense! The person I met mentioned they eat out way more often than at home, mostly due to work travel, which could be a factor too.
@squintsNY That makes sense! I kinda recall from a nutrition class I took in college, that the substitute ingredients can sometimes be filler product that have just as bad/worse/no nutritional value as the regular stuff.
I love gently bullying customers into using their manners.
Customer: Gimme a Heineken.
Me: Here you go!
C: I’ll get a pepperoni slice.
Me: Sure!
C: Gimme some red pepper flakes and napkins.
Me: …
C: …
Me: What’s the magic word?
C: …oh, yeah. Please. Thank you. Sorry!
Me: 🤭😏
Girl shut up. Your rookie salary at $74k is more than what a VET was making 20 years ago!
Yes there’s factors like inflation, media attention, etc. But living beyond your means is stupid.