Ash

Middle Aged Human

[Ash @ashtree336]

But who will watch the watchdoge?

[Mikita 👨‍💻 @mikitaposts]

I wonder how many cat generations ago this would be

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

“Okay I drew two Dalmatians. Are we set?”

“Brother, not even close.”

[erin 𓆱 @btwntwinpeaks]

i got outed as trans to my grandmother and her response was “oh well that makes sense, your father used to have sex with men for heroin so it runs in your genes”

[Ash @ashtree336]

We can do that with 400 Amish dudes

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

Yeah, well we painted our reflecting pool.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

This is the type of shit that needs no words to troll itself.

This is actually real… he’s really posting infomercials plugging this…

Using America’s 250th Anniversary too…

More like… “As my dad tanks the economy as fast as he can, nothing is more patriotic than getting your hands on some Don Jr Gold to celebrate America’s 250th Anniversary in case it’s our last”

This is SNL material or even better #smokefleet material

[Boots Riley @BootsRiley]

In theaters now!

Go this weekend.
If you haven't- what are you doing?

92% Rotten Tomatoes
75% Rotten Tomatoes audience score
3.8 Letterboxd
b cinema score (given by audience)

You have to see this on a big screen.
May be gone from theaters this week if you don't.

[` @ymmayerr]

We are literally paying premium prices for the worst version of society we have ever lived in. I need a refund.

[kim petras @kimpetras]

pls be as gay as possible

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Crazy how Mamdani got elected and then immediately locked in on every campaign promise

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 NEW: Michigan Democrats introduce legislation to make school meals permanently free in Michigan.

Zero Republicans are supporting the bill.

[💓PiNKII💓 @itsPiNKII]

Let’s stop the lookmaxxxing and start the personality-maxxxing ffs

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“You hate billionaires, but you want to be rich.”

No. I want enough money to live a modest, stable life and be generous with people around me. Not wealth built on exploitation, hoarding, or treating the planet like it is disposable.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

We’re obsessed with the idea that poor people might take more than they need, but we never question why the super rich are never satisfied with what they already have.

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

Bo Burnham INSIDE astutely identified and predicted basically everything about our currently ascendant oligarch technocracy—which is what the whole movie is really about—but people largely ignored that and interpreted it as being about how quarantine was lonely or something lol

[KangusBangus @KangusB3]

No boomer has ever applied to 500 jobs and gotten 5 emails back and 2 interviews and no employment.

They do not understand the world that we live in. They cannot understand it, that would shatter their world view. They reflexively call you lazy to protect their view of reality.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

[StupidButterfly @StupidButterfIy]

Went to see Obsession tonight and I learned there was a 10-year-old sitting behind me in the theatre when he turned to his parent and said very pointedly "Why did you bring me to see this"

[David Mirren @davidmcgeoch9]

Gandalf the gay, Happy Pride month!

[Back On This App and It’s Still Hell @wickdchiq]

This guy is doing it. Everything centrists and moderates and liberals said was a pipe dream because “that’s not how the world works” is getting done quickly by this mayor. So yes, it is possible and this is the level of leadership we should be demanding