i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. if someone took me to the park i'd go bonkers in funcking yonkers
Trying to gossip with your dad is so hard bc first you have to introduce the characters, then give the plot line, then dish him the dets & THEN you have to repeat it again bc he wasn’t listening the first time.
What the I Promise School provides:
•Free tuition
•Free uniforms
•Free bicycle & helmet
•Free transportation within 2 miles
•Free breakfast, lunch & snacks
•Food pantry for families
•GED/Job placement for families
•Tuition paid for at Univ. of Akron for all graduates
Stop getting rid of your pets because they aren’t what you expected. Clifford was literally the smallest puppy and turned out to be a 30 foot red dog and Emily Elizabeth STILL made it work
In NY it’s safer to drive 5 feet behind someone than it is to leave 15 feet between you bc the second you leave some space some clown in a murdered out Altima gunna come flying in w no signal
I missed the boat on a summer bod but it's okay cause my "looks decent in leggings and a mens' flannel while holding a cider mill donut" bod is READY TO GO, FRIENDS