Ashu Sehrawat

धर्मो रक्षति रक्षितः

[Ashu Sehrawat @ashusehrawatt]

the gods envy us

[Ashu Sehrawat @ashusehrawatt]

pathar pooje hari mile
toh mai poojun tanki

[Ashu Sehrawat @ashusehrawatt]

porn and weed have ruined men
instagram and tinder have ruined women
#tinder
#instagram
#weed

[Ashu Sehrawat @ashusehrawatt]

if we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by august 2025

[Ashu Sehrawat @ashusehrawatt]

realizing how fast we grew up
now parents share their problems and we hide ours fr 🌻💛

[Ashu Sehrawat @ashusehrawatt]

raised on love > raised on survival

[Ashu Sehrawat @ashusehrawatt]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Ashu Sehrawat @ashusehrawatt]

If I got any cooler
I would freeze to death

[Ashu Sehrawat @ashusehrawatt]

urgent requirement
I am looking to hire people interested in making a million dollars a year.
no, this is not some kind of pyramid scheme
we will be committing fraud fr

[Ashu Sehrawat @ashusehrawatt]

please speak with purpose
we can't keep hey heying everyday

[Ashu Sehrawat @ashusehrawatt]

neither she nor he texted first
ego won
and i got breastfeeding videos on my feed again

[Ashu Sehrawat @ashusehrawatt]

you know what's funny ?
when your gf tells you to go to therapist
later on your therapist tells you to dump her

[Ashu Sehrawat @ashusehrawatt]

too focused on my future
I almost forgot
I accomplished some of my childhood dreams.

[Ashu Sehrawat @ashusehrawatt]

missionary so we can continue the arguement

[Ashu Sehrawat @ashusehrawatt]

If I can't have chemistry with you
At least let me try physics

[Ashu Sehrawat @ashusehrawatt]

not stopping until life feels like a song

[Ashu Sehrawat @ashusehrawatt]

parents detect fake friends
kids detect fake relatives
friends detect fake love

[Ashu Sehrawat @ashusehrawatt]

4 hindu ek disha mai chalte hai jab 5va kandhe par ho

[Ashu Sehrawat @ashusehrawatt]

why do we call it "brainstorming" and not "behtereen ideas mere dimaag ki jheel mak teerne lage"

[Ashu Sehrawat @ashusehrawatt]

she- bhai saab aapko sharam nahi aati mai pregnant aurat khadi hai aur aap baithe ho
tokas- ha toh ? maine kara hai pregnant?

[Ashu Sehrawat @ashusehrawatt]

i will keep forgiving people
until i buy a gun